Archive for the ‘cats’ Category

The Vine: January 27, 2010

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Dear Sars,

I have fruit trees in my yard. Most of them are in the back behind a tall locked gate, but I have a tangerine tree in my front yard behind an unlocked (but gated) 3-foot-tall picket fence. When the fruit is ripe I pick it 2-3 times a week, but I don't have time to pick fruit every day.

Fruit tends to disappear from this tree in between pickings, and when I see the neighborhood kids taking fruit (by either reaching over the fence, or opening the gate and coming uninvited into my yard), I try to stay casual and say things like "Hey, you can have what you already picked, but please stop taking my fruit in the future," and leave it at that.

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The Vine: January 20, 2010

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

I don't know if I'm writing this more as a question or for therapy. All I know is life does not seem right and I'm not sure what right is anymore.

I've had three cats — my oldest is 11 years old, I have a four-year-old, and just recently lost a five-year-old. For most of my time with them I lived in an apartment, so they were indoor cats because they had nowhere they could go outside. I did always dream, though, of someday owning a house with a yard for my older cat to go outside in. I love my pets, they are like my family, and have always fed and cared for them very well. And damn, life was good.

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The Vine: December 16, 2009

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Hey Sars,

So, I'm not going to bore you with the same "my cat pees out of the litterbox" question. He had urinary stones, they've been dealt with, he still pees inappropriately. I deal with it. Here's my question for you: do you know of any way to "cleanse the palate" of your nose, to be able to smell what you're used to?

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The Vine: December 11, 2009

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Hi, Sars:

I have two adorable longish-haired cats and they shed. A lot. Even with daily sweeping, cat hair tumbleweeds go a-tumblin' by on a daily basis, and every pair of yoga pants I own look as if they're made of angora. What I'd like to ask of you, or the TN readers, is what I can use to get copious amounts of cat hair off of my furniture.

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The Vine: November 11, 2009

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Dear Sars:

So I have my first "real job" and suffice it to say, it's not going well. I'm 26 and have had a wealth of jobs, from retail to reception. But this is my first job where I have an actual position and don't spend my time answering phones and ordering supplies for others and I think it could be a springboard to something better.

The thing is, it's a hard job, it's a small company with only about 10 people and new hires are thrown right in, no introduction, no training, and when I say no training I mean no training. Every day is busy, there isn't one moment where there is no work to do.

I feel like I mess everything up. I can't do a single thing without there being some stupid mistake that I should have caught. Forgetting to include a date on a letter, a typo, forgetting to include an important fact, and sometimes big mistakes. I feel like I can't do one thing without someone I work with pointing out a mistake I made.

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The Vine: November 3, 2009

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Hi,

I have scoured the internet and your site for the past few hours over an etiquette dilemma that's just fallen into my lap.

Backstory: My mom is an only child. She has three adult cousins on her dad's side. To protect the guilty I'm just gonna call them One, Two, and Three. Three is my Godmother.

About 10 years ago, my grandmother died. She had apparently been covering up a lot of my grandfather's health issues, including but not limited to some form of dementia or Alzheimer's. After she passed he moved in with us, and then into assisted living (my parents weren't comfortable with him being alone in the house). He had a myriad of health conditions including hips that were fused outside of their sockets and it was hard to walk. He would get panicky and call people. Three got sick of the calls and started prank-calling him and generally, for lack of a better word, was being a twat.

When he passed away there was a SIGNIFICANT amount of money that came to my mom and dad, and a large trust fund was set up for me. Three was pissed because she got nothing. In the years following she left my parents and myself out of events for her daughters, ranging from baptisms, graduation parties, birthdays and first communions. My parents aren't bad guests and give very good gifts.

Well, One's daughter is getting married in a few weeks. Originally the wedding was supposed to take place last year, around the time of my wedding. (We invited all of One, Two, and Three's families, even though I didn't want Three there.) My parents ran into Three's husband and said something about the wedding. He avoided eye contact and said "who knows if this is even going to happen!"

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The Vine: October 1, 2009

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Hi Sars,

I have a cat question. I've read through most of the Vine archives and haven't found this one, so maybe it's new. Here's the deal: My husband and I have four cats. One of them is all aloof and princessy, doesn't like to interact with the others, which is fine.

The other three are: Pip, a bratty teenaged kitten (not quite a year); Lucky, a big pushy old customer; Simone: a fat, cross-eyed earth mother type. Pip and Lucky and Simone all get along really well (Simone actually nursed Pip when we got him, even though she'd been spayed and he wasn't her kitten — I know, crazy).

Anyway, the three musketeers generally groom each other and snuggle sleepily together and are all lovey-dovey, except when Pip the teenager decides he needs a playmate and tackles Lucky or Simone. (All three of them weigh about the same amount — Pip may still be the smallest.) Then there's lots of thumping and rolling around and yelling from Lucky or Simone, whoever his current victim is.

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The Vine: August 19, 2009

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Dear all-knowing Cat Lady,

I have a problem with my kitten and it's making me crazy. No one has been able to help me so I'm hoping someone out there could give me some advice.

I have two cats, one is 5 years old, spayed girl. About 4 months ago, I adopted a boy kitten. They get along reasonably well, only a little hissing and fighting and then curling up on the bed together (aw!). I feed them dry food, so that the kitten, who was found half-starved, can eat as he needs too, being a kitten and having a small stomach, etc.

He's developed this habit of coming up to the food bowl and using his paw to scoop food out, in the same motion cats use to cover poo in the litter box. The food scatters around the kitchen floor, making a huge mess. Then, he eats what's left in the bowl.

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The Vine: April 10, 2009

Friday, April 10th, 2009

Hey Sars,

My beautiful cat, Tasha, has just been diagnosed with lymphoma. The vet says it's very treatable, but rarely curable. She's given so much to me in the ten years since I adopted her, the least I can do is everything I can to try to make her well again.

I'm in kind of a financial hole right now, like a lot of people. My best friend told me about Care Credit, and as soon as I get an estimate from the vet this afternoon, I'm going to apply for a grant from PetFund.org.

I wondered if you or the readers knew of any other resource for veterinary financial aid, either at the national level or here in California. Thanks to all of you in advance for any suggestions.

Tasha's Mom

Dear Mom,

If anyone will know those resources, it's Tomato Nation readers. Let's see what they come up with, and I hope Tasha stays well.

The Vine: April 8, 2009

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Hi Sars –

I have wonderful, sweet, loving kitty cats, and I'm about to throw them out the window.

They both have good manners when it comes to using their litterbox. Everything goes in the correct place, and there's no issues with sharing a box. However, when it comes to flushing, they tend to get carried away. Add to that a vigorous poo gallop, and there's litter everywhere. It's making me crazy.

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