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Submitted by on November 16, 2007 – 10:34 AM30 Comments

Sars,

A query for your ever-helpful armies of readers; hopefully, they’ll have some ideas that I haven’t, and I can stop wanting to tear my hair out.

I am powerfully coveting a pair of wool stockings (tights, if you will – not knee-highs or thigh-highs, but full waist-to-toe jobbies) like I had when I was a kid and have just recently realized exist in adult sizes. Glee! They’re warm, they’re cute, and they make skirts an option when it gets stupid cold in the winter.

The obstacle: I’m a fat girl, size 22, AND a tall one (5’11”) to boot. And I cannot for the life of me find plus-size wool tights (beyond “Extra Large,” which rarely fits bigger than a 14-16, at best). I have Googled this to death, I’ve asked plus-size stores and places that specialize in legwear, and I get the same abstract shrugs from everyone. Apparently, I can either have tights in wool or tights that fit, but not both. Hooray.

I implore your readers, if anyone knows of a place to buy actual wool tights that will fit a 5’11” girl, size 22-24 (3X), I would be eternally grateful.

Frostbitten Knees

Dear Frosty,

My first suggestion would have been Torrid, but it sounds like you checked there already; I visited all the bookmarks in my browser that might offer plus-size wool tights, but nobody seemed to have wool tights at all (the closest I could find was over-the-knee socks).

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