I need help building a professional wardrobe.

No, you’re a golden god.

Laurence Leamer’s overwritten Palm Beach chronicle isn’t great…except the parts dragging the Commander In Cheeto.

Not just screwing, readers. All sorts of intimate acts, voting and whatnot.

How does the VineMind think I should best approach how much of my gastrointestinal disorder I should discuss with various people?

Dear readers: Should I ever move again AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA [sob] obvs a trick Q, no I shouldn’t. Anyway: shoes!

So I have this friend. He’s charming and funny, and we enjoy spending time with him when we go out to bars and restaurants.

I have a question I’m hoping you or the readers can give me some fresh ideas on. I feel like I need a hobby.

Two coworkers, W and J, sit next to each other, then there’s an empty desk, then me.

I think I might want to cut my brother out of my life, and I have no idea what to do.