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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

The Skinny On “How Thin Is Too Thin?”
March 16, 1999 – 1:27 PM | No Comment

I never buy People. I never even leaf through it at the doctor’s office; I’d rather read a four-month-old issue of Parenting. Even an unapologetic pop-cultivore like me has to draw the line somewhere, and …

Greasy Kid Stuff
February 19, 1999 – 11:02 AM | No Comment

Adults love to wish out loud that they could return to the safety and simplicity of childhood. I hear a lot of these wishes at this time of year, when an overnight snowfall does not …

Martha Stewart’s Entropy
February 19, 1999 – 10:59 AM | No Comment

I have a recurring nightmare in which I arrive home from work and stop at the front desk of my building to pick up my mail, and along with the customary assortment of bills and …

Boo Hoo. Not.
February 19, 1999 – 10:56 AM | No Comment

Men irritate the hell out of me sometimes – for instance, the times I hang out with men, and the conversation turns to injuries we have sustained, and after we run through the usual broken …

Um, Mr. Kerouac? I Kind Of Need To Pee.
February 19, 1999 – 10:54 AM | No Comment

Ah, the open road. Americans love to say that phrase: “Ah, the open road.” Americans love the idea of the open road; we love Jack Kerouac, we love Route 66, and we love it when …

Snorf You, You Schwiz
January 19, 1999 – 11:08 AM | 10 Comments

I try to avoid making new year’s resolutions. I just can’t cope with instituting major changes on the very first day of the year. Nothing bites harder than waking up with a malignant hangover on …

Rite Of Springer
January 19, 1999 – 11:07 AM | No Comment

I spent New Year’s Day recuperating with a few of my favorite things: Bloody Marys, good friends, gossip, delicious pasta, and mind-numbingly bad film. The Biscuit and I, having downed enough room-temperature champagne and stayed …

Crush To Judgment
January 19, 1999 – 11:06 AM | No Comment

I used to work at a store in the Short Hills Mall called Cheers! (Not my exclamation point, just for the record.) Similar to a Hallmark store, but independently owned, Cheers! sold cards, wrapping paper, …

You Can Too Get Something For Nothing
January 19, 1999 – 11:04 AM | No Comment

This past weekend, the Biscuit and his friend Mr. Osbourne and I visited the Museum of Bad Art (also known as the MoBA) in Dedham, Massachusetts. The trip out to Dedham turned into a minor …

Like, Shut Up!
December 11, 1998 – 10:20 PM | No Comment

For the last week or so, New York City has enjoyed unseasonably
balmy weather, and I like warm sunny days as much as the next person, but I want it to get cold again. I can’t …