Squared Up: Pitchers "hitting," Perez "ailing"
Welcome to Squared Up, a new featurette in which I address various baseball questions and debates of the week. I don't know yet how often I'll do it or what day it will usually run, but I know this: of all the "bunting" puns I considered for the column name, this is the least frightful.
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I have a handful stories on my radar today, the first a piece I read on Rob Neyer's SweetSpot blog a couple of days ago about The Amazing Strasburg not running out a hit in his major-league debut. A reader asked what Neyer thought about it, given that Strasburg has probably hit for himself only a few times since high school, and whether all of baseball from Babe Ruth League on up should just switch to the DH and have done with it.
Neyer responded that he's "of two minds about this. I don't enjoy watching pitchers (trying to) hit, but I do enjoy this last lingering difference between the two leagues. So I'm generally content with the status quo. But as Craig Wright has written somewhere, if the National League is going to continue forcing pitchers to hit, it should be taken seriously." He went on to say that most pitchers "are fantastic athletes and were among the best hitters on their teams before turning professional," so it's not an issue of "can't."
I'm also of two minds about pitchers hitting. Well…one and a half. I fell in love with the game because a pitcher golfed one halfway to Connecticut, and pitchers batting means I get to hear my own last name on TV a lot, but as rationales go, that's…boutique, let's say. And you do have a handful of pitchers who hit .200-ish with a little power, so their line-up spots don't go to waste.
You also have Chien-Ming Wang breaking his foot running the bases during interleague play, and disappearing from the majors as a result, whether direct or indirect.
My take on pitchers batting hasn't changed much since Wang's injury two years ago, and once again, I think saying that Strasburg doesn't know what he's doing because he's always had a DH in the lineup to do it for him is examining the DH question from the wrong angle. The popular conception of pitchers as excessively and thoroughly frail, needing to be maintained in a near-childproofed environment, is relatively recent, and the DH didn't come about because of that idea; it came about because baseball overcorrected for the pitcher-dominated late '60s in trying to provide more offense. Pitchers didn't start sucking at the plate because of the DH — they already kind of sucked, because at that time in baseball, everyone kind of sucked. It's tough to bat .300 when Bob Gibson is standing out there on a ziggurat and punching you in the throat with his mind.
MLB felt like it was losing the room, so it lowered the mound and pulled in a few fences and gamed things to bring back offense, and the DH is part of that. I have no issue with it still playing a part in the game; I think it's cool that each league has its own "style" and strategies nowadays.
But I'd rather see the DH as the exception in organized baseball than the rule: unless or until a pitcher arrives in the AL, he has to try to hit, and he has to take BP like he means it. An injury like Wang's is a damn shame, but you can't think that bone wouldn't have given way eventually, like on a covering play or something. MLB isn't Little League. There isn't a mercy rule. Not everyone who gets to the show is necessarily supposed to stay there.
I didn't see the game or the play in question, having come down with a case of Stras-tigue by late March, but my issue is more with the fact that the kid didn't run it out. If I'm Strasburg, I'm doing everything as hard and as pro as I can in an attempt to justify the ridiculous hype attending my arrival — I'm running hard, I'm covering on bunts, I'm bringing Adam Dunn some Gatorade.
Or maybe, if I'm Strasburg, I've been given to understand that, as the second coming of Sandy Koufax, my job is to strike out opposing hitters — only, period. The tiny sample we have so far indicates that he does that job well, but that attitude will not allow him to be what saves the Nationals franchise. You've got to let your teammates know that you're there to help, not to do your own thing and then sit back and receive their thanks, so if that's what not running out that ball was about, that's not going to work. If Strasburg just read the ball poorly, well, that's a different conversation, but either way, treating him like a minor lama isn't going to get good results long-term.
Boy, can that guy throw hard, though. Whatever else happens, 14 Ks in your major-league debut is a keeper.
MLB is "probing" Oliver Perez's assignment to the DL? Really? What's next, a congressional hearing on Liberace's sexuality? It's an open secret; what's to probe? (Hew, "probe.")
I can see other teams thinking it's bullshit — the implication here is that another team in the division ratted the Mets to the league office for clearing a roster spot under false pretenses, which is apparently what usually leads to an inquiry in a case like this. Hey, it is bullshit. Worse, it's bullshit typical of the Mets front office in that, instead of accepting that the Perez experiment has failed, doing the hard thing, and releasing him, they pants around with specious "knee tenderness" or whatever the hell.
I suppose the Mets could try harder to "make" Perez go to the minors, but he's allowed to say no, and according to a link on Mets Today earlier this week, it's not likely to help much. Perez just isn't going to hear it, whatever "it" might be, and the money is already spent. Meanwhile, in a city in Wisconsin, a team with far less budgetary wiggle room declared an even richer contract a sunk cost; Suppan didn't get it done, so the Brewers got him gone, and it had to have pained them, but you can keep throwing good time and rotation starts after bad money, or you can accept reality and start moving on. Suppan is Dave Duncan's problem in St. Louis now, but unless Duncan has a series of motivational audiotapes available for purchase by Dan Warthen, Perez's DL trip is just postponing the inevitable.
If Perez agrees to work with a psychologist, great — reassign him to the DL for anxiety disorder or something, get him going with some medication, whatever. No shame in that. But the issue is no longer just that Perez is a head case; he refuses to address the problem, whatever it is, and his contract states that the Mets can't make him address it, and then in turn there's the larger problem of the Mets organization consistently getting in its own way by failing to act decisively. Just wait until Beltran is ready to come back; I bet you a dollar right now that the team does something self-destructive and ridonk like demoting…I don't even know. Rod Barajas.
Tags: Adam Dunn Bob Gibson Chien-Ming Wang Jeff Suppan Oliver Perez Rob Neyer Rod Barajas Sandy Koufax shut up Wilpons Squared Up Stephen Strasburg this just in Liberace still awesome