The League Championship Serieseseses: Discuss
1. Jessica thinks Mark Teixeira is kinda fug. I disagree, but he used to seem a lot cuter; he looks like he gained some weight in the face or something. Joe R and Trog and I talked about it at some length the other night and we couldn't put our fingers on it. And…didn't want to.
2. Here's what is definitely fug: Tex's postseason plate performance. I have you in my pool, guy. Please hit a baseball to a part of the field where there is no one to catch it. Please do this a bunch of times because I like money kthxbye.
3. So…the older gentleman is too embarrassed to talk to his doctor about his erectile dysfunction, but he's a-okay discussing said embarrassment with his own reflection, on the street, in broad daylight. And then high-fiving his reflection while eating a pleasant lunch with his soon-to-be-satisfyingly-boned wife. I don't know if Viagra is really the medication this individual needs, but: all righty then.
4. Anything else on your mind? See you in the comments — just as soon as I finish building my Mrs. Cliff Lee wedding registry.
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