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The N Cookie AA Semifinal, Round 1
July 23, 2014 – 6:33 PM | 3 Comments
The N Cookie AA Semifinal, Round 1

This is rouuuuuugh, you guys! Basically, I'm expecting a major fight between Thin Mints, Tagalongs, and Milanos.

The N Cookie AA: FAQ
July 22, 2014 – 8:30 AM | 137 Comments
The N Cookie AA: FAQ

"HOW'S THIS WORK?"
Y'all nominated many many cookies for us to consider. We narrowed the contenders down to six (6) flights of roughly twenty (20) each, alphabetized the list, then ran it through a randomizer.

Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame
July 17, 2014 – 9:23 AM | 98 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame

7/17/14: Please welcome our newest Couch Of Famer, Sex & The City.

The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 6
July 13, 2014 – 9:03 AM | 27 Comments
The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 6

As torn up as I have been by so many of the others, I really don't have a dog in this flight. Well, except for McVitties Plain Chocolate Digestives, which I do love.

The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 5
July 2, 2014 – 8:35 PM | 29 Comments
The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 5

…Gah. GAH! I…gaaaaAAAHHHH! So many favorites!

ATP Hotness And Cream: Wimbledon 2014
July 1, 2014 – 8:17 AM | 10 Comments
ATP Hotness And Cream: Wimbledon 2014

The ATP Round of 16 Hotness returns to the All-England Tomato Club for the first time in two years, as my esteemed colleagues Paul Quinn, Couch Baron, and Joe R survey what is probably the …

The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 4
June 30, 2014 – 7:27 AM | 17 Comments
The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 4

As a chocolate sandwich cookie concept, I get it. As a name, however? Hydrox is one of the most bizarre decisions.

The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 3
June 26, 2014 – 7:24 AM | 18 Comments
The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 3

At last, a relatively easy flight.

Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Sex & The City
June 24, 2014 – 11:38 AM | 17 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Sex & The City</em>

In which my love-hate relationship with the Sex & The City franchise may finally pay a dividend.

The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 2
June 23, 2014 – 9:02 AM | 28 Comments
The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 2

Okay, this is not the time to get into the chewy/soft-baked debate. NOT THE TIME.