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MASTAS Episode 34: Chicago, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is"
November 21, 2016 – 3:47 PM | No Comment
MASTAS Episode 34: Chicago, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is"

MASTAS loves dad-rock!

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: The Long Kiss Goodnight
September 23, 2016 – 9:50 AM | 7 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>The Long Kiss Goodnight</em>

But is it long enough, with commercials?

Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame
September 23, 2016 – 5:03 AM | 108 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame

9/23/16: It's perks ahoy for PFM Couch Of Famer Working Girl!

Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2016
September 5, 2016 – 3:50 PM | 5 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2016

Hellew! Buntsy here. Welcome back to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (oh yeah: that's you) as the Order Of The Shallows! And we've got a new pledge!

Order Of The Shallows: Wimbledon 2016
July 5, 2016 – 4:02 PM | 3 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: Wimbledon 2016

Hi there! John Ramos here. Welcome back once again to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (oh yeah: that's you) as the Order Of The Shallows!

Order Of The Shallows: French Open 2016
May 30, 2016 – 10:44 PM | 3 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: French Open 2016

Welcome back to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (yeah: that's you) as Order Of The Shallows!

MASTAS Episode 10: John Parr, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion")
May 13, 2016 – 7:39 AM | 7 Comments
MASTAS Episode 10: John Parr, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion")

Joe Reid returns to request "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)", which gets us ALL up in the business of '80s movie songs and their inspirational key changes.

MASTAS Episode 9: Joplin Carlile LLC, "Get It While You Can" and "That Year"
May 6, 2016 – 6:30 AM | No Comment
MASTAS Episode 9: Joplin Carlile LLC, "Get It While You Can" and "That Year"

It's wailin' ladies this week…

MASTAS Episode 8: Jewel-erdome! "You Were Meant For Me" vs. "Hands"
April 29, 2016 – 7:09 AM | 4 Comments
MASTAS Episode 8: Jewel-erdome! "You Were Meant For Me" vs. "Hands"

Welcome to Jewel-erdome, where two wretched Jewel songs enter and only one leaves.

MASTAS Episode 7: Mazzy Star, "Fade Into You"
April 22, 2016 – 6:51 AM | No Comment
MASTAS Episode 7: Mazzy Star, "Fade Into You"

Special guest Joe Reid joins us as we open the listener mailbag and pluck out Mazzy Star's "Fade Into You," our most-requested song.