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Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Jaws
October 14, 2014 – 12:01 PM | 10 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Jaws</em>

We're going to need a bigger couch.

Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame
September 28, 2014 – 4:23 AM | 101 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame

9/28/14: Please welcome our newest Couch Of Famer, Clueless.

Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Clueless
September 16, 2014 – 1:34 PM | 33 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Clueless</em>

YOU try driving in platforms.

No No: A Dockumentary
September 13, 2014 – 6:38 PM | One Comment
<em>No No: A Dockumentary</em>

Despite some frustrating punctuation in the title, No No makes contact.

Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: A Few Good Men
September 9, 2014 – 12:48 PM | 26 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>A Few Good Men</em>

And it turns out that not one, but two readers can handle the truth!

The Redemption Of Ethan Hawke
September 8, 2014 – 12:59 PM | 5 Comments
The Redemption Of Ethan Hawke

And other fun stuff from Peter Biskind's Down And Dirty Pictures.

Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Back To The Future
September 2, 2014 – 11:01 AM | 12 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Back To The Future</em>

I'd never thought of our next nominee as a poppy-fields movie, but damned if nominatrix NJ doesn't make a case.

The Burning House: Grab and go
August 20, 2014 – 8:54 PM | 34 Comments
<em>The Burning House</em>: Grab and go

I had a review copy of Foster Huntington's The Burning House sitting on my to-read shelves for at least a couple of years.

Your N Cookie AA Champion
August 19, 2014 – 8:17 AM | 13 Comments
Your N Cookie AA Champion

There was no stopping Gang Green this time.

The N Cookie AA Championship Bout
August 5, 2014 – 8:42 AM | 28 Comments
The N Cookie AA Championship Bout

Five cookies enter. One cookie leaves.