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TN Fall Contest: 55
October 2, 2007 – 3:13 AM | 18 Comments

55 percent. That's close to twenty thousand dollars. In 27 hours.
Y'all don't fuck around, do you.
What a coincidence, neither do I. Time for another mini-prize! Let's tackle some classroom supplies. Receipts forwarded to me for …

TN Fall Contest: …Whoa.
October 1, 2007 – 7:53 PM | 30 Comments

As of this writing: 37 percent.
(When I started writing the post? 36 percent. I love it when that happens.)
A few administrative notes….
1. Check out the leaderboard. Words fail me.
2. The following people need to stop …

TN Fall Contest: OMFG, You Guys
October 1, 2007 – 2:15 PM | 9 Comments

(not a MSCL quote)
 
Eighteen percent already.In fourteen hours.That?Is awesome.
 
I'd love to talk more about your awesomeness, but I have to go measure the bathroom stalls down the hall to see if the tomato costume is …

TN Fall Contest: In medias…reeeees
October 1, 2007 – 8:46 AM | 16 Comments

Aw, Mr. Katimski.
I put up the contest, I went to bed, I got up, and what do you know, as of this writing we've got 4% of the official goal and three (3) projects already …

TN Fall Contest: Go, Now! Go!
October 1, 2007 – 12:01 AM | No Comment

Seems appropriate to kick things off with the whispered words from the MSCL theme: the contest has begun.
The permanent contest page is here (or just look to your right; it's at the top there).Feel …

The Tomato Nation Fall Contest: Preview
September 27, 2007 – 11:03 PM | 29 Comments
The Tomato Nation Fall Contest: Preview

Not exactly what I have in mind…
It's baaaaaaaack!
A year and a half ago, you wonderful, helpful, smart, generous, sweet-smelling, tasteful, education-minded people raised $30,000 for DonorsChoose and invited me to shave my head. Now …

Fall contest ahoy!
September 17, 2007 – 9:34 PM | 63 Comments

The TN Fall Contest is set to launch on October 1 — once again, we'll be raising money for Donors Choose as part of their Blogger Challenge. Stay tuned for goal updates.
Before we start, though, …

Donors Choose and Goliath
July 30, 2007 – 3:36 PM | 9 Comments

Thanks at least in part to your votes, Donors Choose has made it into the final round of the American Express Members Project — one of five finalists.
 
One of the other five finalists, though, isn't …

Vote Donors Choose in the American Express Members Project
July 21, 2007 – 7:05 AM | 3 Comments

The American Express Members Project is awarding up to $5 million to the organization that receives the most votes from cardmembers, and Donors Choose is in the running. If you have an Amex card, this …

"An Imprisoned Fish," by HK
June 2, 2007 – 2:46 PM | 7 Comments

[Updated 6/2/07 with honorable mention entries.]
Below, the winner of the "An Imprisoned Fish" mini-contest. The entry contains all the hallmarks of the SA style: randomly capitalized and quaintly hyphenated words and phrases ("Champagne Punch," "boy-friend"); …