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NCAA (For Real This Time): Join The TN Bracket Group!
March 13, 2017 – 7:19 PM | 6 Comments
NCAA (For Real This Time): Join The TN Bracket Group!

After years of food/culture brackets, why don't we do a real one?

The Vine: March 7, 2017
March 7, 2017 – 7:04 PM | 9 Comments
The Vine: March 7, 2017

I have one relative and one friend who are hugely upset by the outcome of the election and the subsequent decisions. They aren't sleeping.

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: A League Of Their Own
March 6, 2017 – 8:55 AM | 20 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>A League Of Their Own</em>

THERE'S NO CRYING ON THE POPPY-FIELDS MOVIE COUCH OF FAME!!

Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame
March 6, 2017 – 5:03 AM | 108 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame

3/7/17: Actually, you DO know what you're gonna get with PFM Couch Of Famer Forrest Gump!

Order Of The Shallows: Wimbledon 2016
July 5, 2016 – 4:02 PM | 3 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: Wimbledon 2016

Hi there! John Ramos here. Welcome back once again to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (oh yeah: that's you) as the Order Of The Shallows!

How I Became A Baseball Fan
September 21, 2015 – 8:36 AM | 32 Comments
How I Became A Baseball Fan

Thanks, Doc.