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Meet Loofah
July 26, 2017 – 4:59 PM | 9 Comments
Meet Loofah

I have another foster cat. Her provisional name is "Loofah," but I've already nicknamed her "Sweet Loo," because she is very sweet.

The Vine: June 7, 2017
June 7, 2017 – 11:45 AM | 30 Comments
The Vine: June 7, 2017

I need help building a professional wardrobe.

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Almost Famous
June 5, 2017 – 12:31 PM | 10 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Almost Famous</em>

No, you're a golden god.

Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame
June 5, 2017 – 5:03 AM | 108 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame

6/5/17: Your objection to The Firm not being on the PFM Couch Of Fame…is sustained!

Order Of The Shallows: Wimbledon 2016
July 5, 2016 – 4:02 PM | 3 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: Wimbledon 2016

Hi there! John Ramos here. Welcome back once again to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (oh yeah: that's you) as the Order Of The Shallows!

How I Became A Baseball Fan
September 21, 2015 – 8:36 AM | 32 Comments
How I Became A Baseball Fan

Thanks, Doc.