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This just in (or, rather, out): Miss Stupidhead
September 16, 2014 – 9:09 PM | 37 Comments
This just in (or, rather, out): Miss Stupidhead

 
Jane Misha Bunting, born 16 September 2014, 10:10 AM, seven pounds, one ounce; and her favorite aunt.

Now That Time Has Run Out
September 11, 2014 – 9:30 AM | 63 Comments
Now That Time Has Run Out

Time is the main topic on a funeral day: the quality of it spent, its scarcity, the odd way it behaves.

All The Crazy Ones
August 12, 2014 – 3:52 PM | 58 Comments
All The Crazy Ones

One of the strange things about my life in writing about TV, if by "strange" you mean "eminently predictable by anyone who finished Psych 101," is that my parents allowed me to watch almost no …

Byrd, Bex & Cousins Detective Agency, Chapter 2
May 1, 2014 – 7:21 PM | 9 Comments
Byrd, Bex & Cousins Detective Agency, Chapter 2

Sherry went into her bedroom. The livable half, the light coming through the blue tarps, looked like it should be a seafood restaurant called The Mermaid Grotto, and it smelled like a lumberyard.

Byrd, Bex & Cousins Detective Agency
April 15, 2014 – 12:13 PM | 13 Comments
Byrd, Bex & Cousins Detective Agency

Chapter 1.

TN in TN
April 3, 2014 – 10:37 AM | 5 Comments
TN in TN

The Conference on Baseball in Literature and Culture is Friday!

Hobey, 1995-2014
March 28, 2014 – 3:04 PM | 213 Comments
Hobey, 1995-2014

One time, years ago, I started making a list of all the nicknames I had for the Hobe: Orangino. Hobey Wan. Clicks. Herr Mittenspiel. Grampy. Creamsicle. Tolstoy.

Prints: Not Charming
February 24, 2014 – 10:00 PM | 32 Comments
Prints: Not Charming

It's not the pawprints themselves. …Well, it's not JUST the pawprints themselves.

I Got Married. Yay!
November 21, 2013 – 3:59 PM | 176 Comments
I Got Married. Yay!

His name is Dan. He's great.

Latin 5
September 11, 2013 – 8:29 AM | 45 Comments
Latin 5

I have a story in my head: Latin 5 must save a classmate who has been taken. Latin 5 does more than march through sanitized Catullus at this institution.