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The Vine: February 3, 2005
February 3, 2005 – 11:31 AM | No Comment

Hey Sars,
My friend C and I were friends for about four years. We lived in the same town
for a year or so and instantly bonded. We had the same taste in music,
clothes, we were both …

The Vine: February 2, 2005
February 2, 2005 – 11:22 AM | One Comment

Dear Sars,
I am currently a senior in high school and have been
having a problem that began during freshman year with
one of my classmates.
Every morning when I come to school, I make sure to
greet him and …

The Vine: February 1, 2005
February 1, 2005 – 11:13 AM | One Comment

Hello!
I have a salary-related question for you. I'm a college student, and have been working with the company I'm at for over a year now as a medical writer/grant writer/ghost writer/editorial and research assistant…you get …

The Vine: January 28, 2005
January 28, 2005 – 6:56 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars:
Respect and admiration are yours, oh wise guru, especially if you can help me out with this little dilemma.
I've written you before, and thought I might as well give you a try here, since …

The Vine: January 27, 2005
January 27, 2005 – 6:47 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars –
This isn't earth-shatteringly important, but I thought it couldn't hurt to
ask anyway. You said in a past Vine that you don't like Dickens' writing.
I was wondering — why not? Do you think it …

The Vine: January 26, 2005
January 26, 2005 – 6:39 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I am a 25-year-old woman with a major attitude problem. See? I'm the first
one to admit it. But I don't know what to do about it, and I'm really
scared that it's going to ruin …

The Vine: January 25, 2005
January 25, 2005 – 6:27 PM | No Comment

My boyfriend of almost a year has gone to teach English in Japan
for 12 months. I visited him in his second month for a few weeks, and
arrived home in Australia a month ago. I do …

The Vine: January 18, 2005
January 18, 2005 – 5:27 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I've had some good luck and some bad luck with the ladies in the past, but this current situation has me really confused. I'm a grad student and I met this undergrad girl (different …

The Vine: January 15, 2005
January 15, 2005 – 5:04 PM | No Comment

Sars:
Thank you so much for your answer to Vegan. I've been a vegetarian my entire 40 years (not a vegan — need the cheese) so certainly qualify to comment. In those 40 years I've inadvertently …

The Vine: January 13, 2005
January 13, 2005 – 3:53 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I have an extremely close family. We see each other daily, have a family business together, et cetera.
My sister, who is a lot older than me, got divorced two years ago from a guy …