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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

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The Vine: November 1, 2002
November 1, 2002 – 2:18 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: November 1, 2002

Dear Sars,
This isn't nearly as life-and-death as many of the problems you get, but I'm
curious about your opinion.The "Save Touched by an Angel from atheists
who are petitioning the FCC to remove all mention of God …

The Vine: October 31, 2002
October 31, 2002 – 8:01 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 31, 2002

Ms. Sars —
It's not an original problem, but it is mine, and I hereby foist it on
you.Well, not really, but I do need help.
Issue one: I'm an extremely closeted 28-year-old possible lesbian, who
doesn't really want …

The Vine: October 30, 2002
October 30, 2002 – 7:58 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 30, 2002

Dear Sars:
My best friend at work (we've shared an office for almost three years) is
getting married in a couple months in the Bahamas.They are inviting about
a hundred or so people, but aren't expecting more than …

The Vine: October 29, 2002
October 29, 2002 – 7:54 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 29, 2002

After reading The Vine today I needed a cigarette real bad because Living on the Hellmouth's problem and your response hit really close to home.
J's problems are much like my own, except I'm on the …

The Vine: October 25, 2002
October 25, 2002 – 7:51 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 25, 2002

Sars,
I met a girl last July named Susan.A mutual friend of ours, Allison,
thought we would be good together and set us up.The first date was a
double-date with me and Sue, Allison, and her boyfriend.It went …

The Vine: October 24, 2002
October 24, 2002 – 7:49 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 24, 2002

Hi Sars,
As I read the letter from Frigid, I kept wondering if I'd somehow written
this letter myself in my sleep or something — I have the exact same problem.
Anyway, I thought I'd pass on that …

The Vine: October 23, 2002
October 23, 2002 – 7:46 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 23, 2002

Hey Sars —
This may seem too explicitly a "sex" question at
first, but it ends up being more of a mental and
relational problem.
I don't love sex.I don't dislike it, per se, but
it doesn't have the impact …

The Vine: October 22, 2002
October 22, 2002 – 7:43 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 22, 2002

Dear Sars,
When you identify more with characters in Buñuel films
than with the cast of The Real World, you just might
have a problem. So here it is, and hopefully you can
help: I have real issues with …

The Vine: October 18, 2002
October 18, 2002 – 7:42 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 18, 2002

Dear Sarah,
I know this is a silly question. It's usually pretty common sense, and a normal person who is not a slob would be able to deal with this. My apartment is overridden with gnats. …

The Vine: October 17, 2002
October 17, 2002 – 7:39 PM | Comments Off on The Vine: October 17, 2002

Dear Sars,
I'm fairly young, and a few months ago, I scored what I thought was the
perfect job.A lot of responsibility, really interesting, and something I
thought I'd be able to do very well. Getting a job …