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The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

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The Vine: September 5, 2000
September 5, 2000 – 11:42 AM | No Comment

…and in the drama since I sent you that email, I forgot all about it – thought you’d like the update. First off, your advice was excellent, thank you. The person who wrote suggesting my …

The Vine: September 4, 2000
September 4, 2000 – 11:40 AM | No Comment

Hi Sarah,It’s not my usual policy to write regarding messages in your advice column; usually your insight and suggestions are excellent anyway. While I think your advice to Suddenly Alone was not substandard, I don’t …

The Vine: September 1, 2000
September 1, 2000 – 11:39 AM | No Comment

Okay, so I’ve been married for three months. My husband’s been having a rough time lately. His job is incredibly stressful. The man who has been a father figure to him all his life has …

The Vine: August 31, 2000
August 31, 2000 – 9:57 PM | No Comment

Hi,
My boyfriend and I have been going out for over a year now and I love him to bits but he’s so frustrating.At the moment we are on a one-week break trying to sort out …

The Vine: August 30, 2000
August 30, 2000 – 9:56 PM | No Comment

Dear Sarah,
My brother and his fiancée will be getting married in a couple of weeks. This should be a time of joy, togetherness and warm family feeling.Well, the family feeling has been anything but warm …

The Vine: August 29, 2000
August 29, 2000 – 9:52 PM | No Comment

I very recently discovered your site and among other things have been checking out the advice you’ve been giving in The Vine over the past few weeks. I think you do a great job of …

The Vine: August 9, 2000
August 9, 2000 – 11:37 AM | No Comment

Mr. Stupidhead joins me in the booth again today. Two Buntings, no waiting.
Okay, here goes…For the past three years or so, I’ve been friends with this guy I’ll call Ryan. His friends and my friends …

The Vine: August 8, 2000
August 8, 2000 – 11:01 AM | No Comment

Sars,I have a younger sister, nineteen months younger. I won’t dance around this- she’s a giant BITCH. For seemingly no reason. I don’t know – she could have a good reason to act like the …

The Vine: August 7, 2000
August 7, 2000 – 10:59 AM | No Comment

Okay, here are the facts.1) I’m 16 years old, and I am naturally introverted. I’m not shy and I’m not a misanthrope, I’m just very quiet and introspective. I detest big loud parties and such. …

The Vine: August 4, 2000
August 4, 2000 – 10:58 AM | No Comment

Okay, here goes…I go to a bar where friends of mine work the staff. Because I perform at the bar, I’m to get a discount on the drinks. At a certain hour the drinks become …