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The Vine: March 8, 2013
March 8, 2013 – 9:35 AM | 46 Comments
The Vine: March 8, 2013

I'm in search of a short story that I first remember reading in junior high (early 1980s FWIW, but I'm sure the story is much older) — we were given short stories to act out …

The Vine: March 6, 2013
March 6, 2013 – 9:53 AM | 26 Comments
The Vine: March 6, 2013

I'm attending a local community college and working in a student leadership position. I met a younger guy about nine months ago in a class I was a TA in last winter quarter. We got …

The Vine: March 1, 2013
March 1, 2013 – 9:07 AM | 45 Comments
The Vine: March 1, 2013

I'm looking for a reusable, portable, leak-proof container in which to transport fruitĀ juice to and fro in the world. I specify the juice part because apparently that makes me an oddity amongst the coffee-/tea- and …

The Vine: February 27, 2013
February 27, 2013 – 2:26 PM | 43 Comments
The Vine: February 27, 2013

I need some dating guidance. I recently opened an online dating profile and hit it off right away with one of my matches. We had been communicating on the site for about a week when …

The Vine: February 22, 2013
February 22, 2013 – 9:06 AM | 28 Comments
The Vine: February 22, 2013

I'm looking to buy a new swimsuit, mine is all stretched out. Here's the particulars: I live in SoCal, so I can and do swim pretty much year-round. The pool at my apartment is chlorinated …

The Vine: February 20, 2013
February 20, 2013 – 2:52 PM | 23 Comments
The Vine: February 20, 2013

If your new boyfriend tells you he's taking an acne medication but you suspect for various reasons that it's an antidepressant, but you don't push it because you've only known each other a few weeks …

The Vine: February 15, 2013
February 15, 2013 – 10:06 AM | 32 Comments
The Vine: February 15, 2013

I need a bag.
This is for a friend. She likes this bag. Well, she likes the size, and she likes the style, the way it's designed to rest against the body. She really doesn't like …

The Vine: February 13, 2013
February 13, 2013 – 10:58 AM | 37 Comments
The Vine: February 13, 2013

This time last year, my husband and I decided to try and get pregnant. For the first few months, we decided to "Not Try Not To Try" (I go off birth control and we see …

The Vine: February 8, 2013
February 8, 2013 – 8:59 AM | 40 Comments
The Vine: February 8, 2013

There's a historical romance I'm looking for. I can only remember some parts of it. I read it in the early '90s.
It starts out where this girl is with her father in this field (United …

The Vine: February 6, 2013
February 6, 2013 – 10:37 AM | 40 Comments
The Vine: February 6, 2013

Even with searching through the Vine and TN, I'm at a loss over this: my sister's cat keeps defecating (and possibly peeing) on a corner of the dining room rug. Now that a small table …