Product Break-Up: Stila Cherry Crush
The design of your tube is super-cute, but you don't moisturize my lips, at all; you don't give them any noticeable color; I don't use you on my cheeks. It's nice of Stila to offer you with free shipping, but it's just not enough…you don't love me back. Chapstick loves me more than you.
I'm leaving you for Almay's Truly Lasting Color, because that bad boy stayed on through a whole wedding. Don't try to call me.
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