Contest: 5(K) Is Alive!
Marvelous news on the match front! Asirda is as psyched about the HP percentage drive as you guys — so if you can get to $120,000 by 10 PM ET on Sunday, Asirda will throw in another 5K.
(We'll get 3K if we get to 120K after that — but for the purposes of the HP match, the more money we have in the bank as of Sunday, the better.)
Reaching $120,000 by 10 PM ET on Sunday will also get you a tiny baby in a giant foam tomato. A tiny, cute baby who loves you. See?
Put the baby in the tomato DO IT RIGHT NOW.
Tags: Asirda contests Master Stupidhead tiny + cute = leverage