The Tomato Nation Fall Classic: CHARGE!
"Hey, guys. Master Stupidhead here. Aunt Dodo says you only have three days left to raise $6,145. Dodo says that money could help send kids to college, or buy catcher's mitts for kids in India. …Maybe it's Indiana, I forget. Of course, Dodo also says I can play with her Blackberry as much as I want because if I break it she can justify buying herself a Droid, but it's not like that's a lie or anything. It's just kind of weird. Like Dodo.
But the point is that you should donate today, tomorrow, and Sunday, because it's really important. You can get candy and other prizes if you forward your receipts any time this weekend! The donation button is right down at the bottom there.
My astronaut costume and I will be back on Sunday to remind you guys. …Hey, Cheerios! [zzzzip!]"
Well, you heard the boy. Get on that. Or…
…that might happen.
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