The Tomato Nation Fall Classic: Extra Innings
Micronaut Stupidhead, taking a break from using fun-size boxes of Milk Duds as maracas. On behalf of NASA, he'd like to thank you for your generosity over the last few days: only $5,728 left to go. He'd also like you to get him the hell away from the nutbar in the tomato outfit pronto. Veg crazy, yo.
It's a bit anticlimactic to end the Fall Classic today, because it's a Sunday, and the World Series is still going on — so let's keep it going until baseball is over and some of our pledges get sorted out.
Also, I saw a story the other day about the Negro Leagues Museum and its organizational woes. If you feel like our money might do some good there, like we might realign our priorities, please let me know in the comments. I've visited the Museum, and found it missed some opportunities…but you know how I feel about Buck O'Neil. We could help make it happen for my baseball grandpa.
Either way, you still have time to help kids, collegians, or history. The PayPal address for donations is tnfallclassic at gmail dot com. All receipts dated Monday 1 November could win an Amazon gift card!
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