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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: February 2, 2011
February 2, 2011 · 12 Comments
The Vine: February 2, 2011

Hi! I'm an American teaching English in Russia, and I frequently field difficult questions from my students. I can almost always find a good answer for them, but this one is giving me issues:
Why do …

Bradelor! DUN!: Hallowed Malls
February 1, 2011 · 7 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Hallowed Malls

In today's installment of Bradelor! DUN!, Miss Alli and I have sync-ing issues; Emily has NASCAR issues; Chris Harrison has sensitivity and disingenuity issues; and Lisa's hair has the same issues it always does…for the …

Black Swan
January 31, 2011 · 31 Comments
<I>Black Swan</I>

Death Race 38, Sarah 18; 1 of 24 categories completed
I didn't know what to make of Black Swan during the movie, and I still don't. It's laughably obvious, ambiguous, sentimental, frustrating, dark, sharply observed, and …

January 31, 2011 · 13 Comments

Death Race 38, Sarah 18; 1 of 24 categories completed
I may be remembering this incorrectly, but I believe I saw the trailer for Unstoppable while watching The Town with the Couch Baron. Everyone else in …

How To Train Your Dragon
January 31, 2011 · 24 Comments
<I>How To Train Your Dragon</I>

Death Race 38, Sarah 18; 1 of 24 categories completed
We decided to side with it early on, when we heard Jay Baruchel's voice, and after the "…Astrid [choir of angels / slo-mo]" moment, but all …

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I
January 30, 2011 · 15 Comments
<I>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I</I>

See my comments on last year's nominated iteration of the franchise. It has a few nice moments, but feels a little slower than the last one, and the acting is quite poor in spots. It's …

TRON: Legacy
January 29, 2011 · 17 Comments
<I>TRON: Legacy</I>

Death Race 42, Sarah 14; 1 of 24 categories completed
You can't come at a movie like TRON: Legacy with qualitative adjectives — or at least I can't. I've never seen the original in its entirety, …

January 28, 2011 · 21 Comments

Death Race 43, Sarah 13; 1 of 24 categories completed
Altogether satisfying! Salt reminds me of one of my favorite movies, The Fugitive: the action is exciting, the contrivances and twists seem deft instead of obtrusive, …

The Vine: January 28, 2011
January 28, 2011 · 10 Comments
The Vine: January 28, 2011

I need help with a book that I read as a kid, and I can't remember the title (or most of the plot). It was about a girls' home, possibly in England, that had about …

January 27, 2011 · 8 Comments

Death Race 44, Sarah 12; 1 of 24 categories completed
A solid documentary, but not groundbreaking, with one exception. It's one of the few artistic documents of war, for lack of a better term, that shows …