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"I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Jeter." Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

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From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls' Bike Club.

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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: July 14, 2010
July 14, 2010 · 36 Comments
The Vine: July 14, 2010

Dear Sars,
I've been searching the web for help on this problem and I couldn't find anything on this topic: Pressure to defriend someone on a social networking website.
A year ago I dated "Albert," who …

Squared Up: Not The Same As The Old Boss
July 13, 2010 · 20 Comments
Squared Up: Not The Same As The Old Boss

Roberto Kelly was up in the bottom of the fourth against Detroit when a murmur began circling through Yankee Stadium. The scoreboard read: July 30, 1990, 8:26 P.M. The murmur built steadily, and suddenly a …

21 Jump Street: "Bad Influence"
July 12, 2010 · 5 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: "Bad Influence"

"Shut Up, Penhall" Count: 1
We open with a much-too-long nighttime sequence in which a Kirk-Cameron-esque kid named Dylan tries every door of Artie's Deli.He finally gains access to find his little friend Jordy snacking on …

When You're Strange
July 11, 2010 · 37 Comments
<I>When You're Strange</I>

My opinion of Jim Morrison is not a secret, but in case you've just arrived on Tomato Nation: hate. Morrison's poet-shaman-of-the-bacchanal persona comes off to me as just that — a persona, sophomoric, obvious, contrived. …

The Vine: July 9, 2010
July 9, 2010 · 12 Comments
The Vine: July 9, 2010

Hello Sars and TN!
After posting for a couple of years in the comments, I too have to tap the mighty organic computer brain that is the Nation for help with a couple of books that …

Tomato Nation Read-Along #2: Backwards in High Heels
July 8, 2010 · 3 Comments
Tomato Nation Read-Along #2: <I>Backwards in High Heels</I>

Henry James crisis averted! Our next read-along book is Backwards in High Heels: The Impossible Art of Being Female, by Tania Kindersley and Sarah Vine. Not Kindleable this time, but a used copy is about …

The Vine: July 7, 2010
July 7, 2010 · 81 Comments
The Vine: July 7, 2010

Hi Sars! To cut directly to the chase (so to speak):
About four years ago at age 28, I started running, basically from scratch (although active, I was unfit and overweight and could only run for …

Love Happens
July 6, 2010 · 11 Comments
<I>Love Happens</I>

I have a piece forming at the horizon of my mind, like a cloud that intends hail, about the tiresome undimensional treatment of the widow/er in contemporary Hollywood product, but it will have to wait …

The Vine: July 2, 2010
July 2, 2010 · 44 Comments
The Vine: July 2, 2010

Lots to choose from in the TN Read-Along #2 poll; vote today!
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Dear Sars,
I've been trying to track down this radio ad that I heard in the recent past, and my inability to do so …

Squared Up: Card Games
July 2, 2010 · 16 Comments
Squared Up: Card Games

I snagged a pack of Topps the other day for the hell of it, and something isn't quite right about it. Maybe it's a special promotional kind of pack that contains a higher proportion of …