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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: February 25, 2009
February 25, 2009 · 43 Comments

Hi Sarah,
I do PR for a living (and with that comes a lot of writing and editing) and recently came across a dilemma.
When you are saying that someone "authored an article" (as opposed to "wrote …

Sober House: Discuss.
February 25, 2009 · 15 Comments

I've got a Vine and a Crushed Film Festival entry in progress, but while you wait for those, you can discuss the latest Sober House-nanigans here. Linda and I have had a brief IM -versation …

The Vine: February 20, 2009
February 20, 2009 · 92 Comments

Hi Sars,
I'm after advice on a beauty issue that I hope the readers might be able to help me with, although it isn't as fun as suggesting a new nail polish.

The Vine: February 18, 2009
February 18, 2009 · 106 Comments

Hi Sars,
This is somewhere between a language and a societal question, so I figure you're the perfect person to answer it.
What's up with straight women referring to their female friends as "girlfriend"?This is hardly a …

The Crushed Film Festival presents: Kuffs
February 17, 2009 · 46 Comments
The Crushed Film Festival presents: <I>Kuffs</I>

by Sarah D. Bunting
The Movie: Kuffs
The Crush Object(s): Christian Slater; Tony Goldwyn
The Story: Charming commitphobe George Kuffs (Slater) is forced to grow up in a hurry when gangsters kill his brother Brad (Bruce Boxleitner) and …

The Crushed Film Festival presents: Suspect
February 15, 2009 · 38 Comments
The Crushed Film Festival presents: <I>Suspect</I>

by Sarah D. Bunting
The Movie: Suspect
The Crush Object: Dennis Quaid
The Story: Public defender Kathleen Riley (Cher) gets saddled with what looks like an unwinnable case — her homeless client, Carl Wayne Anderson (Liam Neeson), has …

The Crushed Film Festival presents: The 24th Day
February 15, 2009 · 17 Comments
The Crushed Film Festival presents: <I>The 24th Day</I>

by John "the Couch Baron" Ramos
The Movie: The 24th Day
The Crush Object: Scott Speedman
The Story: Dan (James Marsden) is out at a bar with his hag friend (Sofia Vergara), whom he puts in a cab …

The Crushed Film Festival presents: Side Out
February 15, 2009 · 3 Comments
The Crushed Film Festival presents: <I>Side Out</I>

by Sarah D. Bunting
The Movie: Side Out
The Crush Object(s): Peter Horton
The Story: Aspiring lawyer and college basketball star Monroe Clark (Howell) comes to L.A. to make his fortune in his rich uncle's foreclosure business…but winds …

The Crushed Film Festival presents: Ready to Rumble and Boiler Room
February 14, 2009 · 10 Comments
The Crushed Film Festival presents: <I>Ready to Rumble</I> and <I>Boiler Room</I>

by Joe Reid
The Movie(s): Ready to Rumble and Boiler Room
The Crush Object: Scott Caan
The Story: Rumble: Two glorified retards (Caan and David Arquette) set out to help their favorite pro wrestler (Oliver Platt) win his …

The Crushed Film Festival presents: The Rules of Attraction
February 14, 2009 · 9 Comments
The Crushed Film Festival presents: <I>The Rules of Attraction</I>

by John "the Couch Baron" Ramos
The Movie: The Rules Of Attraction
The Crush Object: Ian Somerhalder
The Story: Even calling it "a story" is being generous, but basically, it's about several self-absorbed college students who drink and …