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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

RIP Kalas, Fidrych…and Wang's ERA
April 14, 2009 · 21 Comments
RIP Kalas, Fidrych…and Wang's ERA

Harry Kalas, legendary Phillies broadcaster, and Mark "The Bird" Fidrych both passed away yesterday. Tough week for baseball, but seeing Nick Swisher on the mound brightened things a bit, at least on this end.
Remembrances/bullpen jokes …

The Crushed Film Festival presents: Passion of Mind
April 13, 2009 · 23 Comments
The Crushed Film Festival presents: <I>Passion of Mind</I>

by Sarah D. Bunting

The Movie: Passion of Mind
The Crush Object: William Fichtner
The Story: When Marie (Demi Moore), a widow and mother of two daughters who lives in an Anthropologie catalo– er, "hillside villa in France" …

TV Question Qorner: ESPN's grief management, Coach the dragon-slayer, et cetera
April 11, 2009 · 11 Comments
TV Question Qorner: ESPN's grief management, Coach the dragon-slayer, et cetera

Baseball Tonight. No doubt they meant well, and what happened to Nick Adenhart is undeniably a tragic waste, but Thursday's Very Special Episode seemed to me like cynical pandering.I can barely trust BT to tell …

The Vine: April 10, 2009
April 10, 2009 · 23 Comments

Hey Sars,
My beautiful cat, Tasha, has just been diagnosed with lymphoma. The vet says it's very treatable, but rarely curable. She's given so much to me in the ten years since I adopted her, the …

The Vine: April 8, 2009
April 8, 2009 · 70 Comments

Hi Sars —
I have wonderful, sweet, loving kitty cats, and I'm about to throw them out the window.
They both have good manners when it comes to using their litterbox. Everything goes in the correct place, …

"Crazy Train"
April 8, 2009 · No Comment

90210 118, "Off The Rails":

Silver, having abandoned her car downtown and freaked everyone out all the more, is at the train depot, blathering on to a stranger who looks like Denis Leary about chemical reactions …

Tomato Nation Goes To Washington: The Video
April 7, 2009 · 22 Comments

Yes, that guy really did yell, "C'mon, ketchup!"
Thanks to Mr. S for another fine effort in the footage-and-editing department — and of course to all of you for your extraordinary accomplishment.

"Seriously, was anybody editing this thing?"
April 5, 2009 · 32 Comments
"Seriously, was <I>anybody</I> editing this thing?"

The other day, I received an email from reader Todd K in which he crabbed at length about Jeff Pearlman's new book on Roger Clemens.I had just read in Sports Illustrated's baseball preview issue that …

TV Question Qorner: Lymanphobia, MtB goes to college, et al.
April 3, 2009 · 53 Comments
TV Question Qorner: Lymanphobia, <I>MtB</I> goes to college, et al.

CSI. When did it get so tiresome? I don't think it's because William Petersen left, but the timing does line up.
The real reason, I suspect, isn't exactly that one, but it's related. Between the downward …

The Vine: April 3, 2009
April 3, 2009 · 38 Comments

Sars, I'm hoping that you or the Tomatolings can help me find an unfindable item…
My mother-in-law has had both hips replaced, and last time she came for a visit she asked (politely) if we'd mind …