Baseball

"I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Jeter." Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls' Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don't forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: July 24, 2009
July 24, 2009 · 17 Comments

Hi there,
I thought you and the readers might be able to help me out with this.A few months ago, I saw a pair of great sneakers at DSW (the one in Union Square in NYC, …

The Vine: July 22, 2009
July 22, 2009 · 42 Comments

I'm on the road today, so until I get back to Brooklyn airspace, I'm leaving you with an Ask The Readers of my own about a book I read 25 years ago — part of …

N Cereal AA: The Final Four
July 20, 2009 · 29 Comments
N Cereal AA: The Final Four

Ready to vote? Click here. Confused? Click here.
Frosted Flakes vs. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats is what I buy so that I can tell myself that cereal isn't just a sugary snack. …

Conquest of the Useless: Reflections from the Making of Fitzcarraldo
July 20, 2009 · 15 Comments
<I>Conquest of the Useless: Reflections from the Making of </I>Fitzcarraldo

Today the bat was still there.Someone had neatly laid a strip of toilet paper over it.It was dead, its position unchanged.I left it there and did not use the sink, not out of disgust or …

N Cereal AA: Elite Eight Runoff
July 20, 2009 · 14 Comments

…Hi! …Good, good. You know: vacay. What's up with you guys? …Awesome. So: cereals, right?
Every time I think it's safe to close the poll, Frosted Flakes climbs back into it. The rest of the bracket …

N Cereal AA: The Elite Eight
July 11, 2009 · 11 Comments
N Cereal AA: The Elite Eight

Ready to vote? Click here. Confused? Click here.

1 Rice Krispies vs. 2 Frosted Flakes. Wowie. Now this is a contest! I have to hand it to you fiber-loving TN voters: truly, these are the two …

The Vine: July 10, 2009
July 10, 2009 · 20 Comments

Hi, Sars. I have a question for your readers about pasta-makers.
I have a manual, hand-crank, metal pasta-maker and…it's broken. I feed dough in, and it gets stuck in the rollers, rather than emerging from the …

Support Local Biz: July 9, 2009
July 9, 2009 · 16 Comments

A few administrative notes before Lobster Roll Tour 2009 commences on Saturday…
As you may have deduced from the previous sentence, I'm going on vacation for a couple of weeks. I may have internet access; I …

The Vine: July 8, 2009
July 8, 2009 · 80 Comments

How do you alphabetize a list containing items starting with numbers? I remember learning back in the day that you do it as if you were writing the number out. So "5th" goes under F, …

N Cereal AA: The Sweet 16
July 7, 2009 · 56 Comments
N Cereal AA: The Sweet 16

Ready to vote? Click here. Confused? Click here.
1 Rice Krispies vs. 4 Lucky Charms. …Ouch.This match-up could serve as an indicator of what we can expect once the winners in each draw face off.Will you …