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MASTAS Episode 34: Chicago, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is"
November 21, 2016 · Comments Off on MASTAS Episode 34: Chicago, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is"
MASTAS Episode 34: Chicago, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is"

MASTAS loves dad-rock!

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: The Long Kiss Goodnight
September 23, 2016 · 7 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>The Long Kiss Goodnight</em>

But is it long enough, with commercials?

Person, Place, Or Thing
September 10, 2016 · 35 Comments
Person, Place, Or Thing

We bought at the bottom of the market but still paid too much for our house, a creaking lemon held together by wood paneling and ancient nests of wiring.

Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2016
September 5, 2016 · 5 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2016

Hellew! Buntsy here. Welcome back to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (oh yeah: that's you) as the Order Of The Shallows! And we've got a new pledge!

Order Of The Shallows: French Open 2016
May 30, 2016 · 3 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: French Open 2016

Welcome back to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (yeah: that's you) as Order Of The Shallows!

MASTAS Episode 10: John Parr, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion")
May 13, 2016 · 7 Comments
MASTAS Episode 10: John Parr, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion")

Joe Reid returns to request "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)", which gets us ALL up in the business of '80s movie songs and their inspirational key changes.

MASTAS Episode 9: Joplin Carlile LLC, "Get It While You Can" and "That Year"
May 6, 2016 · Comments Off on MASTAS Episode 9: Joplin Carlile LLC, "Get It While You Can" and "That Year"
MASTAS Episode 9: Joplin Carlile LLC, "Get It While You Can" and "That Year"

It's wailin' ladies this week…

MASTAS Episode 8: Jewel-erdome! "You Were Meant For Me" vs. "Hands"
April 29, 2016 · 4 Comments
MASTAS Episode 8: Jewel-erdome! "You Were Meant For Me" vs. "Hands"

Welcome to Jewel-erdome, where two wretched Jewel songs enter and only one leaves.

MASTAS Episode 7: Mazzy Star, "Fade Into You"
April 22, 2016 · Comments Off on MASTAS Episode 7: Mazzy Star, "Fade Into You"
MASTAS Episode 7: Mazzy Star, "Fade Into You"

Special guest Joe Reid joins us as we open the listener mailbag and pluck out Mazzy Star's "Fade Into You," our most-requested song.

The Vine: April 20, 2016
April 20, 2016 · 26 Comments
The Vine: April 20, 2016

I'm getting married this summer. I'm thrilled to be marrying my favorite person after eight years together and if I were the sole decision-maker in the relationship, we would simply go to the clerk of …