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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

Dirty Harry
December 13, 2007 · 12 Comments
<I>Dirty Harry</I>

Motivational Techniques In Holiday-Shopping Completion: A Seminar By H. Callahan
I wonder how many people actually sit down to watch Dirty Harry anymore — it seems like one of those movies people don't bother seeing, because …

The Vine: December 13, 2007
December 13, 2007 · 9 Comments

Sars,
 
I was getting a pedicure the other day and reading a copy of People magazine that had the gift guide in it.There was an ad for a baseball quiz book that had a …

Mitchell report due tomorrow
December 12, 2007 · 6 Comments

ESPN.com's piece on the imminent Mitchell report on steroids in baseball is long, but comprehensive and worth the time. My sense has been for a while that the report would do very little, save to …

The Vine: December 12, 2007
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I'm in a bit of an awkward situation and I could use some perspective.
It's complicated, but I'll try to break it down. Here's the cast of characters: the Boyfriend, the Best Friend and their respective …

The Vine: December 11, 2007
December 11, 2007 · 22 Comments

Hi Sars,
I'm looking for a horror movie I saw on TV as a kid sometime in the early '80s — it could even have been a TV movie. It was about a house that kills …

The Maltese Falcon
December 10, 2007 · 19 Comments
<I>The Maltese Falcon</I>

"That'll teach me to leave a broad alone with a bottle of scotch and a Topsy Tail. Never again, Mac."
I finally made it through this one last week, despite Humphrey Bogart's well-documented Ambien-esque effect …

Some questions, answered
December 7, 2007 · 14 Comments

"I still haven't heard from you about the prize I won/donated in the contest!"
I'm so sorry about that; I know it's taking a long time. The system I'm using to distribute the prizes is designed …

The Vine: December 5, 2007
December 5, 2007 · 14 Comments

 
Sars,
 
About three or four years ago, I found these great bobby pins at a local chain drugstore. They're not the brown/black/brassy cheap-looking kind with the weird ridgey top. These were smooth with a slight curve. …

J Words
December 5, 2007 · 182 Comments

1. Something that is built haphazardly/slapped together/makeshift is:

a) jury-rigged; b) jerry-rigged

Both appear in the 11c; "jury-rigged" is the older construction. Which do you use?
2. Something that is built hastily/built poorly/looks cheap is:

a) …

The Vine: December 4, 2007
December 4, 2007 · 274 Comments

Hi Sars,
 
For one of my jobs, I need to compile a list of verbal pet peeves — the "if you will"s, "Joe and myself"s, and other grammar- and style-related mistakes that the unknowing often …