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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: January 26, 2007
January 26, 2007 · No Comment

Hey Sars,
A friend has asked me to be his date for a 200-person semi-formal wedding next month. He is the best man, if that matters at all.
I have no idea what to wear. I've been …

The Vine: January 25, 2007
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I love Nixon watches, and they appear to have a few smaller, metallic options for women.
I'm a big clunky girl, myself

The Vine: January 24, 2007
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The Vine: January 24, 2007

Hi Sars —
The game that "Extremely Frustrated" is looking for might be called "Midnight Rescue," by a children's software company called The Learning Company (TLC).
You play the Super Solver, a kid who's trying to save …

The Vine: January 23, 2007
January 23, 2007 · No Comment
The Vine: January 23, 2007

A one-stop shop for American reading, in all categories, is The Library of
America at Everything from pulp to history, from drama to
comedy, from art to artsy-fartsy.

The End Of The Affair
January 22, 2007 · One Comment

It's like a breakup, it really is. You know it's for the best, because the relationship doesn't make you happy anymore, but as soon as you decide to end things? All you can think about …

The Vine: January 19, 2007
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I work in a research laboratory, and a coworker of mine from Japan asked me for information on books by famous American authors. I haven't read any "famous" American authors since high school (which was …

The Vine: January 18, 2007
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Hi Sars.
A year ago I had $8,000 in credit card debt, on a Visa with 17% interest. I was making monthly payments but not making any headway — I was pretty much just paying the …

The Vine: January 17, 2007
January 17, 2007 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
I'm a chronic nailbiter as well, and the following has helped me manage it:
1. Getting acrylic nails.
2. Twice-monthly manicure/pedicures.
It sounds silly, but when I know I've spent a certain amount of money on my …

The Vine: January 16, 2007
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In keeping with the John Denver theme, she could also use "I Guess He'd Rather Be In Colorado."

The Vine: January 12, 2007
January 12, 2007 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
I am putting the finishing touches on the yearly All-Company Meeting in Denver, CO, at the end of this month. One of the last things I have to do is put together the music …