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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: March 1, 2002
March 1, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sarah,
Of course, the usual compliments about your site apply. We're both fans.
Our problem is this: A guy friend of ours (Bob) is dating a girl (Sue) we both know is a skank. We were …

The Vine: February 28, 2002
February 28, 2002 · No Comment

Hey Sars,
Just wanted to mention something that Trying To Deal might find helpful. Nearly every veterinary college has a Pet Loss Support Hotline these days. The people answering the telephone will understand how she feels, …

The Vine: February 27, 2002
February 27, 2002 · No Comment

I think your advice to Grumpy Grad Student is pretty spot-on, but I did want to add something. GGS's husband sounds a lot like many people I have met in Debtors Anonymous. I ended up …

The Vine: February 26, 2002
February 26, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
Here's the situation: I have been dating my boyfriend, Jim, for over two years. About a year of that has been long distance. In the non-long-distance times, we have lived together and also lived …

Child's Play
February 25, 2002 · No Comment

Whenever I hear one of my contemporaries waxing nostalgic about childhood, I have to suppress a snort. It's not that I had an unhappy childhood by any means; I grew up with a loving family …

The Vine: February 22, 2002
February 22, 2002 · One Comment

Dear Sars,
I have never asked for advice before, so here goes. I deeply care for this guy; in fact I think he may be the one, but I have deep commitment issues in the sense …

The Vine: February 20, 2002
February 20, 2002 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
Long-time listener, first-time caller. When I read Sad Sack Sis's letter
this morning, I almost fell out of my chair. This letter isn't really about me, but let's just say that I could have written …

The Vine: February 19, 2002
February 19, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
Why are some people such cowards? Seriously, how hard is it to pick up the phone and say "sorry, I don't think it's working." It takes less time then brushing your teeth, and allows …

Sick And Wrong
February 18, 2002 · One Comment

I do not like to throw up. Okay, nobody likes to throw up, obviously — it's not an activity people list among their hobbies in personal ads, and we'll never see Alex Trebek interviewing contestants …

The Vine: February 13, 2002
February 13, 2002 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
Rather than lying awake nights worrying about whether my new website will net me a stalker (okay, I exaggerate slightly — and that is on the off chance anyone will actually read it!), I …