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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: July 23, 2002
July 23, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
I've been reading The Vine for months, and now I have a question I know you can help me with.
I was having a discussion with a friend of mine the other day about homographs. …

Testing My Patience
July 22, 2002 · No Comment

You've gone to the post office to mail eighteen boxes of various shapes and sizes to a friend in Belgium. When should you fill out the customs forms?
a. At home, before you come to the …

The Vine: July 19, 2002
July 19, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
I don't particularly condone Ms. Edgar Allan Poe's actions, but it occurs to me that a semi-easy way to clear the air with her friend would be to call her friend and say that …

The Vine: July 18, 2002
July 18, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
Last week I did something kinda stupid. Without getting into the specific details, I lied to a friend, pretended to be her on the phone, and charged something to her credit card without her …

The Vine: July 17, 2002
July 17, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
So here's the deal. I'm a 19-year-old student going to a good college. When I was in about the third grade I was diagnosed with as LD (learning disabled). Over time, by learning my …

The Vine: July 16, 2002
July 16, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
As a former journalist who also quickly realized she'd never make a stellar reporter, I've got two bits of wisdom for "Probably Not Lois Lane," who's trying to figure out whether to start a …

London Calling
July 15, 2002 · No Comment

Sarah: So how's the packing going?
Couch Baron: Ugh. I just threw away twenty garbage bags of stuff.
Sarah: I didn't know you had twenty garbage bags of stuff, much less to throw away.
Couch Baron: Neither did …

The Vine: July 12, 2002
July 12, 2002 · No Comment

Sars,
You mentioned in your response to "Been There, Done That" that you had to acknowledge at some point that you'd "make a sucky reporter." If you don't mind using Vine space to talk a bit …

The Vine: July 11, 2002
July 11, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
I felt just like Go Back for four years when I went through B.S., round one. My undergraduate institution sucked the joy of science right out of me. But I was able to renew …

The Vine: July 10, 2002
July 10, 2002 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
The letter from Take Me Out To A Ballgame…Any Ballgame reminded me of a column by the Sports Guy called "Rules For Being A True Fan." I don't agree with all of it, but …