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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: March 12, 2002
March 12, 2002 · No Comment

Hey Sars.
I'm in a very similar situation to Philly, and I wanted to point her towards some useful resources. While I have a different type of seizure (and Depakote did nothing but make me sleepy, …

Girls, Girls, Girls
March 11, 2002 · 2 Comments

A couple of weeks ago, the New York Times Magazine ran an article entitled "Girls Just Want To Be Mean," about a woman named Rosalind Wiseman and her efforts to, as author Margaret Talbot describes …

The Vine: March 8, 2002
March 8, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
Here's my problem. I have epilepsy. It's not really a big deal, though. I was diagnosed in college; after two years of bizarre behavior, a couple grand mal seizures, and a gazillion tests, they …

The Vine: March 7, 2002
March 7, 2002 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
You might remember that I asked your advice last year about my flatmate who thought he was striking a blow for the proletariat by stealing a tin of tomatoes. Since your advice totally rocked …

The Vine: March 6, 2002
March 6, 2002 · No Comment

Sars,
You are so-oooooo right on!
I think Confused in Colorado must be an unquestioning devotee of none other than the Misanthropic Bitch (but I'm sure you already knew that!). It's sad that people don't have the …

The Vine: March 5, 2002
March 5, 2002 · No Comment

Okay, first a little background stuff. I am 24 years old, first-year graduate student. I've spent the past two and a half years out of college working full-time, living on my own, and dating a …

Speaking In Tongues
March 4, 2002 · One Comment

In college, Ernie and I often used to communicate using Talking Heads songs, partly because that's all we listened to besides Cypress Hill and the Smiths, partly because it functioned as a secret code that …

The Vine: March 1, 2002
March 1, 2002 · No Comment

Dear Sarah,
Of course, the usual compliments about your site apply. We're both fans.
Our problem is this: A guy friend of ours (Bob) is dating a girl (Sue) we both know is a skank. We were …

The Vine: February 28, 2002
February 28, 2002 · No Comment

Hey Sars,
Just wanted to mention something that Trying To Deal might find helpful. Nearly every veterinary college has a Pet Loss Support Hotline these days. The people answering the telephone will understand how she feels, …

The Vine: February 27, 2002
February 27, 2002 · No Comment

I think your advice to Grumpy Grad Student is pretty spot-on, but I did want to add something. GGS's husband sounds a lot like many people I have met in Debtors Anonymous. I ended up …