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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: May 22, 2001
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Sars,
Have I got one for you…
My ex's current girlfriend is semi-stalking me online. Okay, so stalking might not be the best term, but basically she's sent me harassing emails, somehow found out my instant messenger …

The Vine: May 21, 2001
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Here's my story:
I recently moved from NYC to Southern California.While in NYC, I had a triangle friendship with two others (guy and a girl — no pizza place).Everything was cool until I developed feelings for …

Bad Food For Thought
May 20, 2001 · One Comment

I've never understood picky eaters. I'll eat anything — and I mean anything. I've always eaten anything and everything, even as a little kid; I knew from reading the comics pages that kids as a …

A Few Things I've Learned About Shoes
May 20, 2001 · 2 Comments

"Man-made leather" is not leather. It has very little to do with man, or any real "making" as we understand the word. It is not pleather; it is not vinyl; it is not plastic, or …

What Women Want
May 20, 2001 · One Comment

Sarah: So you just left?
Regina: Yeah.
Sarah: Just grabbed your bag and —
Regina: Hell yeah!
Sarah: No explanation. Nothing.
Regina: Dude. He ordered a girl drink. It's not like I could stay there.
Sarah: What kind of girl drink?
Regina: …

Sincerely Your's
May 20, 2001 · 26 Comments

I try not to get snitty about the crappy English usage of other people. I breathe in through my nostrils and slowly out again with my mouth shaped like an "o," reminding myself that not …

The Vine: May 18, 2001
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Hi Sarah,
Here's some background on my dilemma…there's a woman from college (we'll call her Jane) that I've kept in touch with because we ended up living in the same city after graduation.She's rather high-strung and …

The Vine: May 16, 2001
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Dear Sars,
I love the Vine and have been a Tomato Nation fan since the days when it was on a site with CyberSleaze…
Just a quick note to about the woman whose mother will be losing …

The Vine: May 15, 2001
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Dear Sarah,
I just discovered you write these advice columns and while I really can't believe I'm writing to you about my personal problems I do want to tell you how much I enjoy your DC …

The Vine: May 11, 2001
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Sars,
Here's the problem.I'm a senior in high school. I'm also a social pariah, by choice — I've just never gone in for all that typical teen spirit crap, and that's fine by the cheerleaders.Now, I …