Baseball

"I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Jeter." Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls' Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don't forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

10/31: Nightcrawler
January 10, 2015 · 3 Comments
10/31: <em>Nightcrawler</em>

What a performance by Jake Gyllenhaal — and what a performance by Dan Gilroy.

9/31: Into The Woods
January 10, 2015 · 11 Comments
9/31: <em>Into The Woods</em>

"Oh dear. How uneasy I feel. Perhaps it's all the sweets." – my new ringtone.

8/31: Happy Christmas
January 8, 2015 · 4 Comments
8/31: <em>Happy Christmas</em>

The last scene in Happy Christmas — technically not a scene — is its best, and most frustrating.

7/31: Gone Girl
January 7, 2015 · 8 Comments
7/31: <em>Gone Girl</em>

I really wanted to like Gone Girl, and I thought I might reaaaaally hate it, because I gave up on the book 15 pages in.

The Vine: January 7, 2015
January 7, 2015 · 20 Comments
The Vine: January 7, 2015

I would love to ask the readers how I can find luggage that fits the following annoying criteria:

6/31: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
January 6, 2015 · 8 Comments
6/31: <em>The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo</em> (2009)

Nothing beats grudgingly watching one of the "Why's this on here?"s in the ol' Netflix queue and having an unexpectedly good time.

5/31: Boyhood
January 5, 2015 · 3 Comments
5/31: <em>Boyhood</em>

I watched Boyhood a couple of weeks ago, and I've been trying to find a way into my write-up ever since.

4/31: Foxcatcher
January 4, 2015 · 4 Comments
4/31: <em>Foxcatcher</em>

"But it's still a true crime story bloated into looking significant," David Edelstein sighs of Foxcatcher in his review, and I concur with the "bloated into looking significant" part while having to take issue with …

3/31: The Art Of The Steal
January 3, 2015 · 3 Comments
3/31: <em>The Art Of The Steal</em>

My father observed years ago that the best you can hope for from the government is a C-plus, an idea I've come back to many times.

2/31: In A Town This Size
January 2, 2015 · 3 Comments
2/31: <em>In A Town This Size</em>

Patrick V. Brown's combination film and testimony, In A Town This Size, is shot short and plain.