Comments on: So Your Cat Has Ass Breath http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/ better red than dead Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:11:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: AG http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-70350 AG Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:26:57 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-70350 I remember reading this when you first published it. I've been browsing your archives lately, and couldn't wait to stumble on it again. It's still hilarious, as are the rest of your cat-related posts. Having them indexed with tags now is great too! I hope Valerie takes care of that cat problem, because that sounds pretty dreadful, and I can only assume the poor dear is terribly distraught. And that she's sniffing at the right end. Wait, that's unkind to the cat. I remember reading this when you first published it. I've been browsing your archives lately, and couldn't wait to stumble on it again. It's still hilarious, as are the rest of your cat-related posts. Having them indexed with tags now is great too!

I hope Valerie takes care of that cat problem, because that sounds pretty dreadful, and I can only assume the poor dear is terribly distraught. And that she's sniffing at the right end.

Wait, that's unkind to the cat.

]]> By: Sarah D. Bunting http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-67461 Sarah D. Bunting Tue, 01 Feb 2011 20:51:09 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-67461 Call your vet. Happy now? Call your vet. Happy now?

]]> By: Valerie http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-67456 Valerie Tue, 01 Feb 2011 20:21:36 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-67456 This is the worst attempt at literature I have ever struggled to read. I stumbled upon this page while looking for a real answer to solving my cat's butthole breath. Thanks a lot for wasting my time with boring, poorly constructed, LONGEST DRAG OF A LIE I HAVE EVER READ . I have a question, wait no you're bullshit and I can't even say say anything. You're SOOO CREATIVVVEEE!!!!!! This is the worst attempt at literature I have ever struggled to read. I stumbled upon this page while looking for a real answer to solving my cat's butthole breath. Thanks a lot for wasting my time with boring, poorly constructed, LONGEST DRAG OF A LIE I HAVE EVER READ . I have a question, wait no you're bullshit and I can't even say say anything. You're SOOO CREATIVVVEEE!!!!!!

]]> By: brenda http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-38186 brenda Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:01:36 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-38186 Yeah, so we just rescued this adorable siamese cat (9-12 months old maybe?) a couple days ago. He was absolutely covered in fleas from head to toe. For now he is quarantined in the upstairs bathroom. After washing him numerous times with Dawn dish soap.... and spending about 6 hours combing out fleas - I am happy to say I only found 3 fleas on him tonite...one more bath tomorrow ought to do the trick. The one thing that has me completely baffled is where he got that STAAANK breathe from - honestly, has he been dining on decomposed rats, birds & dumpster food for 2 months? His breathe smells like something died in there, so your story really helped at least as far as my worry is concerned. Maybe he can get his teeth cleaned from the vet if we decide to keep him! He is so cute and squeeky clean now! Yeah, so we just rescued this adorable siamese cat (9-12 months old maybe?) a couple days ago. He was absolutely covered in fleas from head to toe. For now he is quarantined in the upstairs bathroom. After washing him numerous times with Dawn dish soap…. and spending about 6 hours combing out fleas – I am happy to say I only found 3 fleas on him tonite…one more bath tomorrow ought to do the trick. The one thing that has me completely baffled is where he got that STAAANK breathe from – honestly, has he been dining on decomposed rats, birds & dumpster food for 2 months? His breathe smells like something died in there, so your story really helped at least as far as my worry is concerned. Maybe he can get his teeth cleaned from the vet if we decide to keep him! He is so cute and squeeky clean now!

]]> By: austin http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-38184 austin Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:10:53 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-38184 haha this was a good read. good thing I found it. as of right now my cat is sitting in my lap and yawned and that stanky stank just flew right into my nose....i pretty much died. good god...I thought my dog's mouth smelled like butt after he had drank some water standing outside...but no...my cat's breath topped it. i love my animals....but that's some horrible funk! haha this was a good read. good thing I found it. as of right now my cat is sitting in my lap and yawned and that stanky stank just flew right into my nose….i pretty much died. good god…I thought my dog's mouth smelled like butt after he had drank some water standing outside…but no…my cat's breath topped it. i love my animals….but that's some horrible funk!

]]> By: Sarah http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-32615 Sarah Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:09:46 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-32615 That was awesome... thank you for sharing it. Is your cat a black kitty? My black kitty is fat, licks everything, is constantly trying to eat plastic, and has ass breath, too. That was awesome… thank you for sharing it. Is your cat a black kitty? My black kitty is fat, licks everything, is constantly trying to eat plastic, and has ass breath, too.

]]> By: Zora http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-29499 Zora Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:53:50 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-29499 I have a cat with ass breath too, and every so often - like when he's on the floor and he yawns and it wafts up so I can smell it at my desk - I come back to this and laugh my ass off. I have a cat with ass breath too, and every so often – like when he's on the floor and he yawns and it wafts up so I can smell it at my desk – I come back to this and laugh my ass off.

]]> By: Jules http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-29084 Jules Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:26:34 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-29084 Sent this to friend almost wet my pants. Our cats breath is sooo bad we named him BBK Bad Breath Kitty! Sent this to friend almost wet my pants. Our cats breath is sooo bad we named him BBK Bad Breath Kitty!

]]> By: Vanessa Soto http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-18938 Vanessa Soto Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:39:46 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-18938 i laugh every time i re-read this. FAVORITE! :) i laugh every time i re-read this. FAVORITE! :)

]]> By: Max http://tomatonation.com/stories-true-and-otherwise/so-your-cat-has-ass-breath/comment-page-1/#comment-17086 Max Sat, 17 May 2008 04:49:13 +0000 http://tomatonation.com/?p=556#comment-17086 XD This is one of my favourite writings of yours. Comedic genius. XD This is one of my favourite writings of yours. Comedic genius.

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