This just in (or, rather, out): Master Stupidhead
Above: David Gardner Bunting III, born 13 June 2009, 7:45 PM, eight pounds, five ounces; and his favorite aunt. Everyone is healthy and in fine fettle, and the littlest Bunting is already submitting amiably to the photo-bunny-ear-ing of his loving but tacky relatives.
Below: three Daves, no waiting. Clockwise from left, "Papa"; Mr. S; and Master S. Not shown: my sister-in-law Gen, receiving her medal from the War Department.
Edited to add: "Papa" found the original version of this photo, sans bunny ears. It's below, and in my parents' defense, that wallpaper was there when they moved into the house. Hee.
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