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This just in (or, rather, out): Miss Stupidhead

Submitted by on September 16, 2014 – 9:09 PM37 Comments

 dodojane

Jane Misha Bunting, born 16 September 2014, 10:10 AM, seven pounds, one ounce; and her favorite aunt. Everyone is healthy and in fine fettle, and though photos exist of Dodo bunny-earing the newest arrival, you'll just have to make do with this one.

Everyone's fine. Jane has already farted on my hand, so she's in the club, and Master S — who is pretty much exactly the same age I was when Mr. S was born — is already enamored of the little missy.

…If somewhat skeptical.

mastersjane

Yeeaaaaahhhh I made that face too, boss. Give it a few presidents, she'll come online.

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