Word Of The Day: "chianteeth"
chianteeth (kee-ahn-teeth). n. 1. Discoloration of the teeth, lips, and tongue due to consumption of red wine. 2. The relative state of inebriation accompanying said discoloration, and resulting difficulty in denying same. Syn.: "grin-ot noir," "sangio-face."
"Horrified by the rictus of chianteeth she sported in many of the photos from Portia's wedding, Hazel was forced to untag herself in all of them on Facebook."
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