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The Vine: February 22, 2017
February 22, 2017 – 8:23 AM | 14 Comments
The Vine: February 22, 2017

See, my last name is Trump.

Bet Red, Bet Road: Update
August 19, 2010 – 12:15 PM | 9 Comments
Bet Red, Bet Road: Update

last updated 8/19/10 11 PM
All righty: A.C. tomato is still on for Friday, August 20. Current base of operations is the Trump Taj Mahal.
Complications include

a furniture delivery that day between 10 AM and 2 PM …

Contest: Threeeeeeeee! (and a prize, too)
September 28, 2009 – 2:36 PM | 36 Comments
Contest: Threeeeeeeee! (and a prize, too)

Wondering what in the hell is going on with all the gambling graphics? Want to win a pre-contest mini-prize? Hey, let's address both these things.
So it's like this: the amount of money I've decided to …

Contest: Loosest Slots In Town
September 24, 2009 – 11:57 AM | 17 Comments
Contest: Loosest Slots In Town

Not sure you can donate to the 2009 Tomato Nation/Donors Choose fund drive? I understand; money's pretty tight these days.
But one of the awesome things about Donors Choose is that you don't have to make …