Two things you might not know about Little Joe: 1) sometimes, when he's startled, he jumps up and to the side with all four feet all Vanilla Joe "Stop! Collaborate and SPIDER!"; 2) other times, …

[about two weeks ago]
Eating lemon sorbet at my desk, straight from the pint with a serving spoon like the classy dame I am, I drop a nickel-sized blob of sorbet next to the keyboard. My …

1. So, I go into the TN dashboard, see who's linking to me, click on a link to some shteez called Yummy Turtle, and start reading a really long entry involving a) the author's Hobeyesquely …

And Little Joe is the mayor. Or ate the mayor. One of those.
For Little Joe's area-rug impression, click the link…

It's surprisingly difficult to take a picture of Little Joe that gives a realistic idea of his sphericality. …No, not because you have to take the pictures from space, although I understand why you might …

Because nothing soothes the soul quite like a sleeping Hobe.

The new digital camera arrived today.Little Joe is still fat.Prepare to be dazzled.

Besides Nicole Richie, I mean.
Sarah: Lift with your legs.
Vet assistant: Heh heh. …Oo-fah, my back.
Sarah: Like I said.
Dr. Dan: I thought you were going to put him on a diet.
Sarah: I did put him …

So…I took Little Joe to the vet last week. Longtime readers of the site can probably see where this is going, but in case you just got here: Little Joe is fat. Said fatness is …

I can't speak for anyone else in the city, but I really don't pay much attention to dire snowstorm warnings. First of all, the local news has a way of blow-dry-who-cried-wolfing the most average potential …