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Around the Audiosphere: "Boob-eyes!"
December 6, 2010 – 8:43 AM | 11 Comments
Around the Audiosphere: "Boob-eyes!"

I hope you will care to enjoy my rich baritone contributions to the Extra Hot Great podcast's ninth episode, "C'est Magnifique," in which we discussed a plethora of topics, including but not limited to the …

AL and NL Division Serieseseses 2010: Discuss/Vent
October 6, 2010 – 4:03 PM | 52 Comments
AL and NL Division Serieseseses 2010: Discuss/Vent

We interrupt an IM conversation between me and Bean about our postseason-pool-pick buyers' remorse to bring you a discussion thread about the 2010 division serieseses. On the plus side, no Chip Caray, calloo callay! On …

Friends In Need
August 26, 2010 – 11:16 PM | 39 Comments
Friends In Need

Above: The artist formerly known as "the foster cat" supervises yet another productive day at TN HQ.
October draws nigh, so it's time for an update on the annual Tomato Nation/Donors Choose fund drive, as well …

Damn Millionaires Show, Saturday 8/7/10
August 5, 2010 – 10:02 AM | 3 Comments
Damn Millionaires Show, Saturday 8/7/10

Hey, friends — The Damn Millionaires have come to town, and you should totally come out to see them play the stage at King Killer Studios (Mr. Stupidhead filling in on bass!). Also featuring Dan …

Bye-Bye, Bombers
May 18, 2010 – 10:09 PM | 47 Comments
Bye-Bye, Bombers

I'll tell you exactly what did it.
I'd bought Bean tickets to a Mets game for her birthday, and she kindly invited me to go with her. We arranged to meet up at our seats, and …

Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 12
April 6, 2010 – 11:43 PM | 26 Comments
Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 12

Leaving KC, I spotted another Smart. It took some maneuvering to get alongside it, not to mention steering in weekend traffic while taking Compulsive Waving Family to deranged new levels, but I managed it. The …

Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 9
April 3, 2010 – 2:45 PM | 13 Comments
Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 9

I went back to Chao Camp at midday. AB had tried to text me to say that Mad Chao was getting sprung from the clink, but I'd left my phone at Chao Camp, and my …

Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 8
April 2, 2010 – 7:20 PM | 32 Comments
Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 8

Where to begin, my friends? The hotel is as good a place as any, because The Atrium is The Weird. It's not bad; it's not gross; it's just weird. I could tell, and locals confirmed, …

Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 7
March 30, 2010 – 3:30 PM | 62 Comments
Big Country Little Car Tour, Day 7

I had about a half dozen different days in one on Monday, starting off at the National Civil Rights Museum. I'd forgotten Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated in Memphis, and the museum is on …

"Did I act wrong? Am I a bad son?"
December 22, 2009 – 12:26 PM | 45 Comments
"Did I act wrong? Am I a bad son?"

I hesitate to wade into the Shellie Ross/Madison McGraw fray — in case you don't know the story, you can get the background here — but my boy MB at OMG! Ponies! posted an exquisite, …