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The Vine: January 4, 2012
January 4, 2012 – 11:22 AM | 52 Comments
The Vine: January 4, 2012

Mine is a question involving grammar and preserving my sanity. I work for a very wealthy family who, rather than solely passing on genetic markers, pass on one particularly grievous grammatical error. It started with …

The Vine: November 9, 2011
November 9, 2011 – 12:56 PM | 45 Comments
The Vine: November 9, 2011

My cat is perfectly well-behaved and I am happily married (30 years later!) to my high-school sweetheart, so of course this must be a grammar issue. It seems that too many people have forgotten the …

The Vine: February 2, 2011
February 2, 2011 – 1:06 PM | 12 Comments
The Vine: February 2, 2011

Hi! I’m an American teaching English in Russia, and I frequently field difficult questions from my students. I can almost always find a good answer for them, but this one is giving me issues:
Why do …

The Vine: August 11, 2010
August 11, 2010 – 10:25 AM | 56 Comments
The Vine: August 11, 2010

Hey Sars.
So here’s the deal. My husband and I have four kids, one on the way, and two aging beagles. Everything was great — until all of a sudden it wasn’t. Our fourth child was …

The Vine: July 30, 2010
July 30, 2010 – 8:31 AM | 104 Comments
The Vine: July 30, 2010

Sars,
I just had a seriously depressing epiphany about myself, and, as a result, went spelunking in your archives, unsuccessfully. I seem to recall a Vine within the last couple of years where folks went off …

The Vine: July 2, 2010
July 2, 2010 – 9:15 AM | 44 Comments
The Vine: July 2, 2010

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Dear Sars,
I’ve been trying to track down this radio ad that I heard in the recent past, and my inability to do so …

The Vine: May 19, 2010
May 19, 2010 – 11:09 AM | 67 Comments
The Vine: May 19, 2010

Dear Sars,
It looks like I am going to be driving a moving van across the country this summer…with my cat. I have a vague recollection that you’ve done this before, maybe when you drove to …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 22, 2010
April 22, 2010 – 11:19 AM | 76 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 22, 2010

Hi Sars,
I’m hoping that the infamous TN reader knowledge can help me out here. I’m looking for long johns that aren’t “squeezy” in the waistband. I both dislike the feeling, and wear an insulin pump …

The Vine: February 17, 2010
February 17, 2010 – 10:15 AM | 55 Comments

Hi Sars,
So my mom was at our city’s animal services department getting licenses for her two cats, when a guy comes up teary-eyed, saying he needs to give up his two cats, as neither he …

The Vine: February 3, 2010
February 3, 2010 – 12:07 PM | 65 Comments

Sars,
I have a co-worker with a superior attitude and jealousy streak who cannot separate her personal life from her professional life. She will yell at someone for misusing the copier because her husband lost his …