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15/31: Rampart
December 15, 2011 – 12:21 PM | 6 Comments
15/31: <I>Rampart</I>

The title of the film refers to the LAPD Rampart scandal of the late '90s, but the story follows a single cop, Dave Brown (Woody Harrelson), who's trying to hold everything together by any means …

21 Jump Street: "Next Generation"
March 29, 2011 – 10:12 AM | 8 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: "Next Generation"

The Plot: A teacher with financial problems gets beaten up, and because notorious loan shark Tony Delaplant's son Hoagy (…seriously) attends the school, it's assumed that one of them is involved. Hanson is sent in …

The Verdict: Facts Not In Evidence
March 19, 2011 – 12:45 PM | 14 Comments
<I>The Verdict</I>: Facts Not In Evidence

Let's leave aside for a moment the fact that I could barely choose among the myriad vaguely pejorative courtroom-drama puns for the subhed, and focus on what makes The Verdict unique. It's not the acting, …

Bradelor! DUN!: Not That Un-Bored
February 10, 2011 – 6:42 PM | No Comment
Bradelor! DUN!: Not That Un-Bored

We apologize for our tardiness in bringing you this week's episode of Bradelor! DUN! We're busy people…who, if we may speak frankly, didn't have much to say about the latest Michelle-nanigans. Because what can you …

Salt
January 28, 2011 – 3:25 PM | 21 Comments
<I>Salt</I>

Death Race 43, Sarah 13; 1 of 24 categories completed
Altogether satisfying! Salt reminds me of one of my favorite movies, The Fugitive: the action is exciting, the contrivances and twists seem deft instead of obtrusive, …

Against the Machine (for no good reason)
January 3, 2011 – 9:31 AM | 22 Comments
<I>Against the Machine</I> (for no good reason)

I have a mildly antagonistic relationship with my BlackBerry — I name all the significant inanimate objects in my life; this one's called "the Dingle," so there you go — but I admit that I …

The Big Sad Machine
September 24, 2010 – 5:57 PM | 11 Comments
The Big Sad Machine

I spotted a billboard for this promotion earlier today, near a gas station. Just how broke is this mofo, anyway? Does the Hit King still have back taxes to pay?
At least he's not selling signed …

Control
December 14, 2009 – 1:06 PM | 8 Comments
<I>Control</I>

Don't let the big names fool you: Control is a B movie.Accepted on B-movie terms, it's quite good, in the sense that it is often bad, but has the internal wisdom to keep things moving …

Adventures In Random DVR-Pausing: Josh Charles Tonsorial Fail Edition
September 30, 2009 – 12:28 AM | 22 Comments
Adventures In Random DVR-Pausing: Josh Charles Tonsorial Fail Edition

Concept stolen from the boundlessly talented Joe R; image stolen from The Good Wife; hair stolen, evidently, from Mr. Wayne Newton.

Crazy Diamonds: The Wrestler and Criminal Law
June 11, 2009 – 3:30 PM | 32 Comments
Crazy Diamonds: <I>The Wrestler</I> and <I>Criminal Law</I>

I waited to watch The Wrestler, because I did want to see it right when it came out, but the press surrounding Mickey Rourke's performance quickly grew to a height that dwarfed the film itself …