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The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: A League Of Their Own
March 6, 2017 – 8:55 AM | 22 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>A League Of Their Own</em>

THERE'S NO CRYING ON THE POPPY-FIELDS MOVIE COUCH OF FAME!!

MASTAS: Episode 3: Madonna, "Get Together"
March 25, 2016 – 9:38 AM | One Comment
MASTAS: Episode 3: Madonna, "Get Together"

In Episode 3, MASTAS FINALLY gets to Madonna. What took us so long?!

Out With The Crowd: "Happily surprised, obviously"
May 9, 2013 – 5:37 PM | 3 Comments
Out With The Crowd: "Happily surprised, obviously"

Bill Simmons's Dad is not actually Bill Simmons's actual dad. He's my friend Mike, and he's a Red Sox fan…still, even after last year. Heh.

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 24, 2010
April 24, 2010 – 1:22 PM | 40 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 24, 2010

Dear Sars,
I have been looking and looking and looking for a reproduction of the "Thinker of Hamangia." I have scoured the nets for this thing, hoping a museum shop or art gallery would have …

Madonna, The Child
March 16, 1998 – 12:45 PM | No Comment

I remember the first time that I really became aware of Madonna’s existence. During my elementary school and junior high school years, my parents did not allow me to have the radio on while I …