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14/31: Runner, Runner
January 14, 2015 – 5:55 PM | 7 Comments
14/31: <em>Runner, Runner</em>

What is it about gambling-related B movies with the word "runner" in the title? Why can't they suck less?

13/31: Bad Girls
January 13, 2015 – 5:59 PM | 3 Comments
13/31: <em>Bad Girls</em>

Couch Baron and I planned to do a dialogue-style review of Bad Girls, but then CB fell asleep.

12/31: Smash His Camera
January 12, 2015 – 10:12 PM | No Comment
12/31: <em>Smash His Camera</em>

Or, "The Amour Fou-to Between Jackie O And The Godfather Of American Paparazzi."

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Grosse Pointe Blank
January 12, 2015 – 9:05 AM | 19 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Grosse Pointe Blank</em>

Reader Rayvyn is shooting to kill with a Cusack joint.

11/31: Shenandoah
January 11, 2015 – 11:33 AM | No Comment
11/31: <em>Shenandoah</em>

One of the things I love best about 31 Films In 31 Days is the subpatterns that emerge.

9/31: Into The Woods
January 10, 2015 – 7:21 AM | 11 Comments
9/31: <em>Into The Woods</em>

"Oh dear. How uneasy I feel. Perhaps it's all the sweets." – my new ringtone.

8/31: Happy Christmas
January 8, 2015 – 5:05 PM | 4 Comments
8/31: <em>Happy Christmas</em>

The last scene in Happy Christmas — technically not a scene — is its best, and most frustrating.

7/31: Gone Girl
January 7, 2015 – 7:09 PM | 7 Comments
7/31: <em>Gone Girl</em>

I really wanted to like Gone Girl, and I thought I might reaaaaally hate it, because I gave up on the book 15 pages in.

6/31: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
January 6, 2015 – 2:07 PM | 8 Comments
6/31: <em>The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo</em> (2009)

Nothing beats grudgingly watching one of the "Why's this on here?"s in the ol' Netflix queue and having an unexpectedly good time.

5/31: Boyhood
January 5, 2015 – 3:43 PM | 3 Comments
5/31: <em>Boyhood</em>

I watched Boyhood a couple of weeks ago, and I've been trying to find a way into my write-up ever since.