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"Bartender, another round for Mrs. Uglyface"
August 30, 2010 – 1:55 PM | 10 Comments
"Bartender, another round for Mrs. Uglyface"

Happy birthday, Mr. Stupidhead. Next round's on me.

Damn Millionaires Show, Saturday 8/7/10
August 5, 2010 – 10:02 AM | 3 Comments
Damn Millionaires Show, Saturday 8/7/10

Hey, friends — The Damn Millionaires have come to town, and you should totally come out to see them play the stage at King Killer Studios (Mr. Stupidhead filling in on bass!). Also featuring Dan …

21 Jump Street: "America, What A Town"
December 1, 2009 – 1:51 PM | 9 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: "America, What A Town"

"Shut Up, Penhall" Count: 5
Accompanied by a David Coverdale-oid wailing, "YOU stole my WOOOORRRRLD," a guy takes about four days to steal a Mercury Sable under cover of night. Well, sort of. He's …

Contest: Picture This
September 25, 2009 – 4:37 PM | 11 Comments
Contest: Picture This

Six days to go!
The contest is a team effort each year — it's the awesome-iest part of the awesome.  This year, Mr. S and I would like the launch video to reflect that.  We need …

Support Local Biz: August 31, 2009
August 31, 2009 – 10:16 AM | One Comment

"Summer of '84: The Evolution of the Modern Blockbuster, Part 1" is above. Written by Matt Zoller Seitz and Aaron Aradillas and narrated by one Dave Bunting Jr., it's the first of a five-part …

Happy birthday, Mr. S
August 30, 2009 – 9:23 PM | 10 Comments
Happy birthday, Mr. S

Supporting the Pepperidge Farm flight of the N Cookie AA since at least 1980.  Have a good one, bro.

This just in (or, rather, out): Master Stupidhead
June 15, 2009 – 10:41 AM | 100 Comments
This just in (or, rather, out): Master Stupidhead

Above: David Gardner Bunting III, born 13 June 2009, 7:45 PM, eight pounds, five ounces; and his favorite aunt.  Everyone is healthy and in fine fettle, and the littlest Bunting is already submitting amiably to …

TV Question Qorner: family affairs, charisma vacuums, and my busted gaydar
May 25, 2009 – 7:52 PM | 43 Comments
TV Question Qorner: family affairs, charisma vacuums, and my busted gaydar

I moved, I went to California for a week, and I've only just now started digging my way out from under a pile of season finales. And I have some questions. Answer them …

Tomato Nation Goes To Washington: The Video
April 7, 2009 – 11:27 PM | 22 Comments

Yes, that guy really did yell, "C'mon, ketchup!"
Thanks to Mr. S for another fine effort in the footage-and-editing department — and of course to all of you for your extraordinary accomplishment.

Meet the new boss
April 2, 2009 – 8:11 AM | 20 Comments

Please head on over to my day job: the new blog at wenn.com, which formally launches today.  Get your fill of celebrity snark, and feel free to tip us on your celeb sightings and/or gossip …