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21 Jump Street: "Low and Away"
July 2, 2011 – 1:52 PM | 13 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: "Low and Away"

"Shut Up, Hanson" count: 7

Generic high-school name du jour: Lincoln
The Plaintive Piano of Our National Pastime As Symbol of Sundered Innocence plinks as high-school pitcher Johnny Hartmann (Patrick Breen, a Hey, It's That Guy! …

21 Jump Street: "Gotta Finish The Riff"
December 29, 2009 – 10:45 PM | 16 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: "Gotta Finish The Riff"

…Wait, it's already the episode where Jenko gets killed?But he's my favorite character!I ask you: who among us will honor his memory by cutting the rebop? Not this episode, which, although it contains both a …