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X-Files Rewatch: Season 2
September 1, 2012 – 6:41 PM | 8 Comments
<I>X-Files</I> Rewatch: Season 2

So, I started rewatching The X-Files from the beginning — or, really, "watching it," because during the series' run, I came in late and only watched casually. It holds up pretty well almost 20 years later, despite …

The Crushed Film Festival presents: The Rules of Attraction
February 14, 2009 – 3:01 PM | 9 Comments
The Crushed Film Festival presents: <I>The Rules of Attraction</I>

by John "the Couch Baron" Ramos
The Movie: The Rules Of Attraction
The Crush Object: Ian Somerhalder
The Story: Even calling it "a story" is being generous, but basically, it's about several self-absorbed college students who drink and …