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The Nause-AA After Hours: Ralph for the Roses
November 8, 2012 – 11:28 AM | 23 Comments
The Nause-AA After Hours: Ralph for the Roses

Update, 11/13/12: We have a winner! Taking home the grand prize is Kim with "hhooaarff"! Con…gratulations? Kim is joined on the podium by Elyse with "(HRRRRAAAAALLLFFFF)" and Maria with "SpeeYACK." Well done, readers. I'll contact …

The Nause-AA After Hours: Onomatopoll #3
November 3, 2012 – 11:02 AM | 10 Comments
The Nause-AA After Hours: Onomatopoll #3

Hello, everyone! You may remember that, during The Naus-AA proper, we talked about doing a master poll of all the vom sounds we came up with in the comments. Well, what better time than Halloween, when you've …

The Nause-AA After Hours: Onomatopoll #2
November 3, 2012 – 10:53 AM | 9 Comments
The Nause-AA After Hours: Onomatopoll #2

Hello, everyone! You may remember that, during The Naus-AA proper, we talked about doing a master poll of all the vom sounds we came up with in the comments. Well, what better time than Halloween, when you've …

The Nause-AA After Hours: Onomatopoll #1
October 31, 2012 – 9:19 PM | 22 Comments
The Nause-AA After Hours: Onomatopoll #1

Hello, everyone! You may remember that, during The Naus-AA proper, we talked about doing a master poll of all the vom sounds we came up with in the comments. Well, what better time than Halloween, …

The Nause-AA: At Long Last Liver
September 28, 2012 – 4:31 PM | 5 Comments
The Nause-AA: At Long Last Liver

Ladies and gentlemen, our "winner": organ meats/offal! Lima beans went down without much of a fight, surprisingly (they only scratched out 19% of the vote).
Huge thanks to Keckler, as always, and to you guys for …

The Nause-AA: Final Showdown
September 25, 2012 – 1:35 PM | 23 Comments
The Nause-AA: Final Showdown

Today's write-ups by both of us, as marked. To vote, scroll down; to see the bracket, click here. We'll leave these open a few days, so tell a friend (or queasy enemy).
One last time: vote for the …

The Nause-AA: Final Foarrff
September 19, 2012 – 3:40 PM | 29 Comments
The Nause-AA: Final Foarrff

Today's write-ups by both of us, as marked. To vote, scroll down; to see the bracket, click here. We'll leave these open a few days, so tell a friend (or queasy enemy).
You've probably got it knocked by …

The Nause-AA: Elite Hate
September 13, 2012 – 9:48 AM | 37 Comments
The Nause-AA: Elite Hate

Today's write-ups by both of us, as marked. To vote, scroll down; to see the bracket, click here. We'll leave these open a few days, so tell a friend (or queasy enemy).
You've probably got it knocked by …

The Nause-AA: Sweet Sicksteen
September 4, 2012 – 11:43 AM | 48 Comments
The Nause-AA: Sweet Sicksteen

Today's write-ups by both of us, Keckler on the lefthand side of the draw and Buntsy on the right. To vote, scroll down; to see the bracket, click here. We'll leave these open a few days, so …

The Nause-AA: Round of Thirty-Ew, Flight Puke
August 27, 2012 – 11:01 AM | 46 Comments
The Nause-AA: Round of Thirty-Ew, Flight Puke

Today's write-ups by Keckler. To vote, scroll down; to see the bracket, click here. We'll leave these open a few days, so tell a friend (or queasy enemy).
Remember: This time, you're voting for the food or taste you …