Above, Abdi's "Intruder Alert."
I'll grant that it's functionally impossible for the show to do what its tagline says it will — find "The Next Great Artist" — but I think the attempt is really interesting. …

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We open with a much-too-long nighttime sequence in which a Kirk-Cameron-esque kid named Dylan tries every door of Artie's Deli.He finally gains access to find his little friend Jordy snacking on …

Dear Sars,
I was out for dinner with my SO and wanted to fill him in on the finale of a reality TV show. I'd started to do that when the woman at the next table …

Sarah: So you're not really watching Survivor this season?
Alli: I have seen some of it. But you have to understand how deep my dislike of Russell and Rupert really goes.
Sarah: …RUPERT.
Alli: I just…why would I …

Shear Genius has had problems from the beginning. The use of the Project Runway cookie-cutter for competitive reality shows about other lifestyle genres is understandable, but not always successful; with Top Design, the glitch seemed …

Brothers & Sisters. Did y'all bail out on it weeks ago?Just wondering if I'm the last one out the door on B&S, which at very long last I have kicked to the curb.The reason is …

…Wait, it's already the episode where Jenko gets killed?But he's my favorite character!I ask you: who among us will honor his memory by cutting the rebop? Not this episode, which, although it contains both a …

And now: A Very Explosive Episode of 21JS.
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Catholic school. A nun patrols a hallway sternly, to the accompaniment of organ music. After she's passed a Jesus statue, a door next to …

When the National Geographics came out that had the Voyager photos of Jupiter and Saturn in them, I visited them on their shelf in the den almost every day. I looked at them hundreds of …

(Note: Today's episode of Shut Up, Penhall has been rescheduled for a later date.Please enjoy this airing of Shut Up, Hanson instead.)
Drink for that episode title.What ever happened to Timbuk3, anyway?
The door of a Gothic-dorm-type …