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21 Jump Street: "Blindsided"
March 21, 2011 – 4:26 PM | 8 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: "Blindsided"

The Plot: Hanson and Penhall go undercover in one of their habitual guises, the McQuaid brothers, for one of Jump Street's habitual drills: buy drugs in increasing quantities from a couple of middlemen in an …

Bradelor! DUN!: Let's Get This Over With Live Chat
March 14, 2011 – 12:39 PM | 7 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Let's Get This Over With Live Chat

Join your fellow sufferers for a live Bradelor! DUN! chat tonight, Monday 14 March at 8 PM ET as we send Brad (and, presumably, bride) down the aisle, into the sunset, between the goal posts, …

Bradelor! DUN!: Boot and Rally
March 9, 2011 – 4:56 PM | 4 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Boot and Rally

What can we really say about the latest edition of The Women Tell All: Crocodile Tears? Not much, as it turns out; we spent the bulk of our discussion on things we wish we'd seen …

Bradelor! DUN!: Live-Chat Sleepover!
February 28, 2011 – 6:00 PM | 3 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Live-Chat Sleepover!

…In which we braid each other's hair, eat tons and tons of candy, and debate whether Brad has any idea where anyone's rosebud is and/or what to do with it. Chat goes live at 7:45 …

Bradelor! DUN!: Everyone Else Is Dead
February 22, 2011 – 4:18 PM | 6 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Everyone Else Is Dead

I spent the bulk of the episode buoyed by one fact and one fact alone — the next episode is the last! YAAAAAY! — and then I realized OH NO we haven't had key-party awkward …

Winter's Bone
February 18, 2011 – 11:21 AM | 22 Comments
<I>Winter's Bone</I>

Sarah 33, Death Race 23; 15 of 24 categories completed
I spent part of the day on Tuesday watching screeners for Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior. It's the sort of show that makes me irremediably irritated almost …

Bradelor! DUN!: Boo, Urns
February 15, 2011 – 12:23 PM | 5 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Boo, Urns

At long and uncomfortable last, the Bachelor producers allowed Brad to eject Brows McGee last night — and yet the episode still dragged, to the point where we spend most of this week's Bradelor! DUN! …

Bradelor! DUN!: Not That Un-Bored
February 10, 2011 – 6:42 PM | No Comment
Bradelor! DUN!: Not That Un-Bored

We apologize for our tardiness in bringing you this week's episode of Bradelor! DUN! We're busy people…who, if we may speak frankly, didn't have much to say about the latest Michelle-nanigans. Because what can you …

Bradelor! DUN!: Hallowed Malls
February 1, 2011 – 3:49 PM | 7 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Hallowed Malls

In today's installment of Bradelor! DUN!, Miss Alli and I have sync-ing issues; Emily has NASCAR issues; Chris Harrison has sensitivity and disingenuity issues; and Lisa's hair has the same issues it always does…for the …

Bradelor! DUN!: And Ah Love It
January 25, 2011 – 5:30 PM | 15 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: And Ah Love It

Sars: Michello!
Miss Alli: Oh my GOD, seriously. SHE IS INSANE.
Sars: I had a few moments last night where I thought, fleetingly, that her whole shtick is a giant put-on. Because who can actually act like …