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The Vine: March 23, 2012

Submitted by on March 23, 2012 – 11:11 AM9 Comments

I hope the Vine readers can help a girl out! I’ve been looking for a reasonable facsimile of the red shoes that Amy Winehouse wears in her “Rehab” video, and Google either gives me absolutely nothing, or endless pictures of when she went out wearing dirty flats or something. I was lucky enough to have her shoes from “F*ck Me Pumps” custom-made for me for next to nothing, but alas, I’m no longer on the same continent as Shoe Guy, so I’m reduced to scouring the web and praying. 

Some qualifiers: I’m supremely picky about shoes, so I’d love it if they were as close as possible (in style and colour) to the ones in the video; I have size 10 feet, although I can sometimes take a 9, depending on manufacturer; I don’t want platforms (with the extra trying-to-trip-me wedge under the toe section); and the website has to ship to Canada for less than the cost of my car.

I throw myself on the knowledge of The Vine! I have given up hope.

It’s Not A Book, But Hopefully It Still Works

 

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