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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

The Vine: August 14, 2017
August 14, 2017 – 7:52 AM | 6 Comments
The Vine: August 14, 2017

I started a new job a few months ago and I love it. The work is varied and what I like doing; my boss and co-workers are nice.

Meet Loofah
July 26, 2017 – 4:59 PM | 9 Comments
Meet Loofah

I have another foster cat. Her provisional name is "Loofah," but I've already nicknamed her "Sweet Loo," because she is very sweet.

The Vine: June 7, 2017
June 7, 2017 – 11:45 AM | 30 Comments
The Vine: June 7, 2017

I need help building a professional wardrobe.

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Almost Famous
June 5, 2017 – 12:31 PM | 10 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Almost Famous</em>

No, you're a golden god.

Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame
June 5, 2017 – 5:03 AM | 108 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movies: The Couch Of Fame

6/5/17: Your objection to The Firm not being on the PFM Couch Of Fame…is sustained!

8 Sick Burns On Trump And Mar-a-Lago From Madness Under The Royal Palms
May 25, 2017 – 6:11 PM | 2 Comments
8 Sick Burns On Trump And Mar-a-Lago From <em>Madness Under The Royal Palms</em>

Laurence Leamer's overwritten Palm Beach chronicle isn't great…except the parts dragging the Commander In Cheeto.

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: The Firm
May 8, 2017 – 9:43 AM | 8 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>The Firm</em>

Not just screwing, readers. All sorts of intimate acts, voting and whatnot.

The Vine: May 3, 2017
May 3, 2017 – 12:03 PM | 14 Comments
The Vine: May 3, 2017

How does the VineMind think I should best approach how much of my gastrointestinal disorder I should discuss with various people?

The Vine: April 26, 2017
April 26, 2017 – 8:28 AM | 16 Comments
The Vine: April 26, 2017

Dear readers: Should I ever move again AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA [sob] obvs a trick Q, no I shouldn't. Anyway: shoes!

The Vine: April 12, 2017
April 12, 2017 – 11:00 AM | 15 Comments
The Vine: April 12, 2017

So I have this friend. He's charming and funny, and we enjoy spending time with him when we go out to bars and restaurants.