Bob & David & Pete & Donald
January 17, 2025 · No Comment

Thanks to Reader Gretchen, I have more Bob Uecker-iana than some Brewers fans: multiple bobbles, a Uecker Magic 8 Ball, and an old-school alarm clock that ticks so loudly I had to banish it from …

Baseball

“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

Stories, True and Otherwise

Local News
September 11, 2023 · 74 Comments

I found it while researching a murder (…this is a sentence I have more frequent use for than most), the true story of a neighborhood legend from my childhood. I grew up in a leafy, sleepy-summered New Jersey town the Manhattan rich used to use as a refuge from various epidemics, in a house with odd-lot closets and secret stairs, and in the eighties, I spent a lot of non-homework time IN the odd-lot closets, reading stories in which secret stairs figured heavily – secrets of all sorts, really, fortunes and poltergeists and seven-year-olds who were really seventeen. I was a weird kid in a town with inattentive librarians, which you know already, but I mention it again to explain how we got here.

the back yard at Roanokes
Roanokes in 2011. (KimCannon.com)
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“To see the worst and make an account of it”
January 6, 2023 · 8 Comments
“To see the worst and make an account of it”

(David Denby on Norman Mailer’s wartime experiences)

Hey, folks. Just a quick periodic round-up of stuff I’ve gotten up to of late…I guess I could use Linktree but I’m still paying for hosting for TN, so: …

God Save Our Queens
September 11, 2022 · 68 Comments
God Save Our Queens

The bond between sovereign and subjects is a strange and mostly unknowable thing. A nation’s life becomes a person’s, and then the string must break. Sam Knight on Operation London Bridge

Monarchies want abolishing, …

Book Ends
September 10, 2021 · 100 Comments
Book Ends

Once upon a time, in the world before Tomato Nation, I worked in an antiquarian bookshop in Chelsea. I made seven dollars an hour. I learned how to “spine up” a shelf, tweaking the books …

Broken Bread
September 11, 2020 · 101 Comments
Broken Bread

Hello. It feels…quaint, nearly, doesn’t it, this thing we do each year together?

Who We Were
September 11, 2019 · 142 Comments
Who We Were

Sarahs Bunting past.

I was 28, no greys. I had two
cats, one grey. I lived, for a moment, in a loft in Toronto I was subletting
from a college friend. The cats have gone. They are also …

Holding The Line
September 10, 2018 · 90 Comments
Holding The Line

Last of a dying breed.

The Vine: June 19, 2018
June 19, 2018 · 15 Comments
The Vine: June 19, 2018

I had to give up my absolute favorite purse I have ever had.

Order Of The Shallows: French Open 2018
June 4, 2018 · 3 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: French Open 2018

Mais oui, we’re back at Roland Garros!

Order Of The Shallows: The 22s Of MLB
May 22, 2018 · 2 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: The 22s Of MLB

Ranking the major-league gents wearing the double deuce.

Met-lediction: Is There A Curse Of Flushing?
April 13, 2018 · No Comment
Met-lediction: Is There A Curse Of Flushing?

Listen to my presentation from the 2018 Baseball In Literature And Culture conference!