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Nikolupdate II: No, This Is Not Turning Into "One Of Those Cat Blogs"
October 21, 2008 · 37 Comments
Nikolupdate II: No, This Is Not Turning Into "One Of Those Cat Blogs"

But I thought you'd want to know, per Matt, that Nikolai has had a bath, behaved himself very well in the process, and is settling in nicely:
After surveying his new home, Niko has found his …

Proshai, Nikolai
October 21, 2008 · 37 Comments
Proshai, Nikolai

I am so very very happy to announce that Nikolai has just left for his new digs. Leila and Matt will take excellent care of him (starting with the bath that I, without a tag-team …

Update: October 20, 11 PM
October 20, 2008 · 5 Comments

71K plus, folks! Awesome work. I credit Nikolai. (hee. Really, I credit you.)
Ten-odd days to go; four thousand until we hit the match. Haven't donated yet? Now's the perfect time — and you can still …

Sparkling Conversation: A Few Highlights
October 20, 2008 · 24 Comments
Sparkling Conversation: A Few Highlights

Nikolai: "Rrr."
Hobey: "…"
Nikolai: "Rrrrrrrr."
Hobey: "…"
Nikolai: "…Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Hobey: "…"
five minutes later, from under couch
Hobey: "…Rrrrrrrrrrrr rrr rrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrr rrrr, rrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrr RRRR RRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! RRR!!!!1!"
Sarah: "Good one."
Nikolai: "Rrrrrrrrr."
Little Joe: "Ggggglllhh."
Sarah: "HA HA HA HA …

On a happier note
October 20, 2008 · 25 Comments
On a happier note

As of this writing, $69,702.
Please draw the appropriate parallel between this nauseatingly cute photo of Hobeshka and Josef and my warm fuzzy feelings for all of you. (Note: parallel should not contain humping.)

October 20, 2008 · 57 Comments

"In Soviet Russia, cat adopt you, okehhhhh?"
Niko is coming home to my apartment this afternoon. This is not going to make me very popular with the ranking felines, but the kind woman at Feline Felicity …

So…there's this cat.
October 19, 2008 · 83 Comments
So…there's this cat.

No, not that cat. Or that other fat cat.
This cat, to the right here.
Some [epithet] left this cat in a carrier on 9th Street in Park Slope on Friday and didn't come back for him. …

Update/Local Biz: October 18, 2008
October 18, 2008 · 5 Comments
Update/Local Biz: October 18, 2008

A hair away from 67K at this writing. Don't forget: at 75K, a match kicks in automatically. You know the "Double Your Impact" notices you may have seen on certain projects? The Tomato Nation is …

The Vine: October 17, 2008
October 17, 2008 · 36 Comments

Hi, Sars –
I need to find out if I'm making something from my childhood up (as my brother claims) or if it really happened, and I haven't had much luck finding supporting facts online.
Here's what …

"Thank you thank you thank you"
October 17, 2008 · 12 Comments

From a teacher:
Dear Sars,
Today I walked into my classroom at East Valley High School. Iwas still missing a desk, which means I have two students, A and R,who are squished at one. The floor still …