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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: May 19, 2005
May 19, 2005 · No Comment

Hi Sars — so I find myself with the most ridiculous issue, and I'm
hoping you or your readers have been in the same place and will be
able to help me out.
The problem is …

The Vine: May 18, 2005
May 18, 2005 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
My problem isn't so much
mine as that of a friend — I've run out of ideas on how to deal with
this alone and I decided that based on your level-headed advice, and
abilities as …

The Vine: May 17, 2005
May 17, 2005 · No Comment

The construct "I don't know from" is a Yiddishism.Here's more from The Jewish Language Resource Website:
"Yiddish and English
Yiddish has had a quite noticeable influence on American English over the last century. The English of Yiddish-speaking …

The Bad And The Ugly
May 16, 2005 · One Comment

Gee, thanks, Yankees. I had a whole rant planned about how much you guys have sucked the bag so far this season, and the reasons why, but can I bust out all that fulminating and …

The Vine: May 13, 2005
May 13, 2005 · No Comment

Hey Sars,
I've been living in the United States just on three years now (am a New Zealander, go All Blacks!) and apart from my accent, I haven't had many communication problems. Except just recently …

The Vine: May 12, 2005
May 12, 2005 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
I've read and enjoyed The Vine for years, but as a
many-times-published novelist I have to disagree strongly with your
advice to the aspiring writer in Thursday's column.
For one thing, what he needs most is not …

The Vine: May 11, 2005
May 11, 2005 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
Maybe you could help me with a twist on the all-too-common age difference question.
I go to a great church; I don't know what denomination it is exactly — let's just say it's evangelical. Anyway, …

The Vine, May 10, 2005
May 10, 2005 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
Long-time reader, love what you've done with the place.I've got a
roommate situation of sort.R., my roomie, is great overall.We get along
fine, the apartment is clean, the cat is happy…Living here is great.
The problem is …

Cirque Du Shut Up
May 9, 2005 · No Comment

People: It is a bad mood of historic proportions over here. If a normal bad mood is…I don't know, a votive candle, then the current bad mood is the Hindenburg. And it's not even a …

The Vine: May 6, 2005
May 6, 2005 · No Comment

Hi Sars,
I love your site, and I especially love the Vine. Thanks for making my
workdays more pleasant!
I've been reading through your old archives recently, and I came
across "Down, Boy!" Now, I'm a grown woman, so …