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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: March 31, 2005
March 31, 2005 · No Comment

Dear Sars —
I'm getting married in about nine months (which is great!), and I have a sticky question about wedding guest etiquette. Unfortunately, the question also involves some screwy family politics.
My older brother is mentally …

The Vine: March 30, 2005
March 30, 2005 · One Comment

Hey Sars,
Love reading The Vine, and I'm always glad I don't have something so tragic
as to have to ask advice.
Anyway, I am a certified test counselor for HIV in Michigan, and I had a
thought after …

The Vine: March 29, 2005
March 29, 2005 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
After an exhaustive internet search, my friend and I have been unable to find the origin of the saying "Jinx! Buy me a Coke."
Any ideas?
Sincerely,
Phrase origination challenged

Waking Up Is Hard To Do
March 28, 2005 · No Comment

Everyone has his or her own system of prying the old carcass out of bed in the morning. Mine involves careful placement of the alarm clock — not right next to the bed, but not …

The Vine: March 25, 2005
March 25, 2005 · No Comment

Hi!
Some friends and I translate anime into English as a hobby, and being the
sticklers we are, we like to make sure that everything we do is as close
to being perfect as possible without going too …

The Vine: March 24, 2005
March 24, 2005 · No Comment

Sars,
I've been casually dating X for about two months. This weekend, I got drunk with his roommates and some of their friends while he wasn't around (he knew I was doing this and was cool …

The Vine: March 22, 2005
March 22, 2005 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
I have a gross question and I want to apologize in advance for the gross-ness. I just started a new job about six weeks ago. I like it and can see myself being here …

Vanity Farewell
March 21, 2005 · No Comment

"VF pile" is currently an item on my to-do list. A chore, in other words. Current number of issues in the pile: two, a twelve-month low.
In order to afford anything advertised within, I would have …

The Vine: March 18, 2005
March 18, 2005 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
Since sometimes I can't tell when I'm reading Vine letters, let me say
up-front that I'm a 23-year-old girl. About three months ago, I met and
started dating a friend of my cousin, who has recently …

The Vine: March 17, 2005
March 17, 2005 · No Comment

Sars,
To avoid future claimants of "I thought he was a jerk, but maybe he's
just autistic," you may want to clarify a few things about Asperger's.
Autism isn't just poor social skills/learning disabilities. In fact,
many people with …