Evidently the fine folks at Distortrait can smell what the GBC is cooking — they've put Kiefer on a girls' bike.
That goes on a t-shirt, I'd better be getting one free. Thanks to reader Elle …

In the midst of a ruthless bedroom-shelving weed sesh this afternoon, I found myself confronted with a very heavy box whose contents were a mystery to me. Said contents? Girls' Bike Club CDs. On the …

Fig. 1: Puggelhoff
1. The Poseable Paper Hoff.
 
2. According to TV Tattle (also the source of the fine toy above), Variety reports that the Hoff will play himself on Tales from the Hoff: "[The] project …

Bic it next time, wimp.

Thanks to reader Julie C. for tipping me off to this. I wouldn't have thought to put Kristofferson in the GBC, but on the other hand…A Star Is Born.

Wing Chun: Hello?
Sarah: Hello? Hello?
Wing Chun: Hel– hello?
Sarah: Hello? I can't — hello? Anyone there?
Wing Chun: Hello!
Sarah: Hel– I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the din of this goddamn …

Wing Chun: Hello?
Sarah: …
Wing Chun: Oh, hi. …Yeah, I know.
Sarah: …
Wing Chun: I know!
Sarah: …
Wing Chun: Okay, with the understanding that I support you no matter how you want to handle this…
Sarah: …
Wing Chun: …are …

Sarah: Hello?
Wing Chun: Hello!
Sarah: Oh God, now what. Who.
Wing Chun: …What in the what what?
Sarah: It's Robin Williams, isn't it.
Wing Chun: It's…the latest J. Crew catalog, actually, I saw a cute skirt for you. What …

Wing Chun: Hello?
Sarah: I think you mean "Mel-lo."
Wing Chun: I…do?
Sarah: Yes, sugar tits, you do.
Wing Chun: Sugar what now? …Ohhhh, yeah, Mel Gibson. Hey, what's the movie where he's frozen and then he wakes up?
Sarah: …

Wing Chun: Hello?
Sarah: Well, hellooooooo.
Wing Chun: Oh, I know. I know.
Sarah: Dude. Fisticuffs.
Wing Chun: Dude? Pummeling!
Sarah: Pummeling.
Wing Chun: Pummeling and smacking.
Sarah: Like Christmas in May, this is.
Wing Chun: Christmas and our birthdays.