Times scribe Jonathan Mahler freezes my distaste for Bill Simmons in carbonite — SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! — in just three grafs

I took it on the road for Episode 3 — to God's Little Acre, New Jersey, where friends of TN Mike "BSD" Dunn and Janine "J9" Jenik-Dunn rolled out a fantastic spread of peanuts, Cracker …

I'll tell you exactly what did it.
I'd bought Bean tickets to a Mets game for her birthday, and she kindly invited me to go with her. We arranged to meet up at our seats, and …

Which baseball player do you despise above (or perhaps "below") all others?Which name, upon its mention, sends your heart rate up into a hate gyre?
Do you hate the same players now that you did when …