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TV Question Qorner: Midseason Report Card A-B
October 24, 2011 – 1:40 PM | 9 Comments
TV Question Qorner: Midseason Report Card A-B

ANTM: All-Stars. I had tagged out of the show a few cycles ago because I couldn't take Tyra's unleavened self-aggrandizement. It's still egregious, but because the girls have gone through the process before, she can't …

Serpico
February 25, 2010 – 10:56 AM | 36 Comments
<I>Serpico</I>

It seems like more than a few seventies movies have lines of dialogue in which girls swoon over Al Pacino. A quick search only revealed the one, the girl in Saturday Night Fever who sighs …

21 Jump Street: "The Worst Night of Your Life"
December 22, 2009 – 8:52 AM | 19 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: "The Worst Night of Your Life"

And now: A Very Explosive Episode of 21JS.
"Shut Up, Penhall" Count: 1
Catholic school. A nun patrols a hallway sternly, to the accompaniment of organ music. After she's passed a Jesus statue, a door next to …